Steve: What? Still no M rated fanfics about me and Darren? I guess I'll have to write my own then!

So, I guess you figured out that Steve writes a fic in this chapter ;D It's not really fanfiction cuz Steve isn't technically a fan but he wants it to be so who are we to argue? XD In today's disclaimer, we will be joined by...Gannen?

Gannen: SL-nee-sama does not own me or The Saga of Darren Shan in anyway.

SL: What are you doing here? You're not in this fanfic, nor do I plan to put you in it.

Gannen: Steve called me. He wants me to protect him from you.

SL: Hey, Steve-xiao-tu, that's not nice D;

Steve: Do I even want to know what xiao tu means?

SL: Probably not.

Steve ran into the room, waving a piece of paper in the air.

"Darren! Darren, look! I wrote a fanfiction about us!" He announced.

"You couldn't've written a fanfiction because you're not a fan." Darren pointed out.

"Okay, a fictional piece of writing based on a true story." Steve grinned.

"Somehow I doubt it's based on a true story." Debbie snorted.

Steve ignored her. "So, will you read it for me, Darren? You're a good writer, you can check for mistakes or whatever."

"I bet the whole thing will be a mistake." Debbie put in.

Steve ignored her again. "So, will you?"

"Fine." Darren sighed as he took the piece of paper from Steve.

I was on the way to my boyfriend, Darren's house when I saw Debbie. She was Darren's stalker. She never left him alone and she just didn't get that Darren didn't like her.

"Hey, Steve!" She said.

"Oh, hi, Debbie." I replied.

"I've just been to see Darren," She bragged. "We did stuff if you know what I mean."

"You lie!" I yelled.

"Believe what you want but it's the truth." Debbie laughed.

Scared that she was actually telling the truth for once, I ran to Darren's house.


"Oh, hey, baby." He said in his super cute feminine-sounding voice. He was wearing a frilly, pink maid-style dress with an apron over it. Just the way I liked it. "I just made cookies, do you want some?"

When I didn't say anything, he noticed that I was upset. I love how he knew me.

"What's wrong, honey?" He asked.

"I'm just going to say it," I looked into his eyes. "Did you cheat on me with Debbie?"

He caressed my cheek. "Baby, I would never cheat on you. Especially not with Debbie."

"I know," I smiled. "I can't believe I thought otherwise."

Then he pulled me into a passionate kiss. His fingers were entwined in my hair. I-

"Okay," Darren laughed awkwardly.

"Did you finish it?" Steve asked enthusiastically.

"Erm, you know what? I think that the start was so good that I don't even need to read the ending!" Darren lied.

"Really? You like it? I'm going to go upload it to a fanfiction site!" Steve yelled before skipping away happily.

"But I told you, it isn't really a fanfic-" Darren began but Debbie cut him off.

"Just let him go."

I loved Steve's fanfic XD The guy has some messed up sexual fantasies D; Thankyou so much for the reviews, everyone ^_^