Title: Edward Cullen and the Technicolor Teddy Bear
Summary: Bella and Edward have been best friends since they could remember. When Edward gives Bella a multicolored bear for her birthday, will it lead to love? Or will the bear tear them apart?
Warnings: intentionally stupid.
AN: Happy February!
Edward Cullen and the Technicolor Teddy Bear
Edward got his best friend Bella a teddy bear for her birthday. It was technicolor, like the dreamcoat.
Yes, it lead to love.
No, the bear didn't tear them apart. It was a teddy bear. Its claws were made of foam.
Besides. What is this, Joy Division?