Title: Edward Cullen and the Technicolor Teddy Bear

Summary: Bella and Edward have been best friends since they could remember. When Edward gives Bella a multicolored bear for her birthday, will it lead to love? Or will the bear tear them apart?

Rated: K+

Warnings: intentionally stupid.

AN: Happy February!


Edward Cullen and the Technicolor Teddy Bear

Edward got his best friend Bella a teddy bear for her birthday. It was technicolor, like the dreamcoat.

Yes, it lead to love.

No, the bear didn't tear them apart. It was a teddy bear. Its claws were made of foam.

Besides. What is this, Joy Division?

THE END