I do not own Legend of the Seeker and never will. This is simply for fun.

Legend of the seeker phone messages

If you need help press

If you require a confessor press

If you wish to be confessed

If you wish someone else to be confessed press

If you have a death wish press

If you are a baneling press

If you wish to become a minion of the keeper press

If you are looking for a job press

If you are crazy press

If you require villain lessons press

If you are too awesome to press numbers, press pound -applies to darken rahl only

If you are a companion of the seeker and wish him to STOP that stupid jump attack thing he does press

- if you wish to help break him of this habit yell for d'harans

I really don't know why Richard keeps jumping.

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