TRAPPED! TAKE I
STAR WARS EDITION

Starring Sienna, Louis, and Natalie. . .



CHAPTER XXIV: Lu and Low

By Sienna


WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. WE ARE CURRENTLY HAVING DIFFICULTIES WITH OUR TRANSMISSIONS.

PLEASE STAND BY.


*bzzzzt*


TRAPPED! COM HAS EXPERIENCED DIFICULTIES CONTROLLING THE MAGNUS. HE ESCAPED AND TAMPERED WITH OUR SYSTEMS. HE HAS BEEN RECAPTURED AND IS UNDER STRONG SURVEILANCE. WE APOLOGIZE FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE, WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULAR PROGRAMMING.


But then, because Anakin is cool, he saved the universe and brought us all back to life.

"Anakin's so cool!" Sienna cried, excited.
"Sienna, could you come and help Tenel Ka with the torpedoes? Jacen broke a nail." Anakin requested through the headpiece.
"No way!" Sienna exclaimed, gleefully shooting a PUCK-fighter out of the sky.
"I thought I told you to obey me. . ." Anakin commented.
"Pch, 'Kin, that only works on the weak-minded. I did it cus you're cute. Come up here and tell me if you REALLY need me to."
"Don't be ridiculous! I'm flying!"
Natalie interrupted the bickering.
"You guys act like you're married! Cut it out! Sin, Anakin will become your love-interest if you go help Tenel Ka."
"Hey, I never said--" Anakin protested.
"Woo, Tenel Ka, need a hand?" Sienna's voice from Tenel Ka's side.
"Sith spit." Anakin cursed.
"Can't get out of it now, Anakin." Jaina said, sternly.
"I know," He sighed, "All right, let's kill Claudia then go out for supper - Jacen's treat!"


Meanwhile, Louis and Lowie slaved over the Falcon's shield generator. Louis picke dup a wrench and dropped it on Lowie's head, and Lowis growled angrily at Louwie. Louie then began to cry, while Louwies rose to his feet.
"Please don't eat me!" Louis wailed. Lowie stared at the weeping human in stunned disgust.
"Master Lowbacca wishes to clarify his diet. He doesn't eat sentient beings." Em-Teedee struggled to say over Louis's persistent wails of despair.
"No matter how irritating." The droid added, silently. "Please stop, Master Louis, you'll make me rust."


Jacen sat watching Tenel Ka and Sienna struggled with the heavy ammunition, then jumped when he heard a high scream and a crash. He leapt up, running towards the source of the noise, to find Lowie inspecting the crumpled form of Louis.
"Lowbacca!" Jacen exclaimed.
"Grrrr!" Lowie said, pointing to Em-Teedee.
"Wha--" Jacen started.
"Yes, that's right, it was me! I couldn't stand his non-stop whimpering!" The droid shouted, "And the rest of you!"
Soon the rest of the gang was gathered around, eyebrows arched in surprise.
"But, how did you do it?" Jaina asked.
"Yeah, you're a spherical translator droid." Jacen added, "It just doesn't make sense."
"Not to you feeble mortals, whose minds are inferior to my own! But I've had enough! You will all OBEY me, or DI--"
Sienna plucked Em-Teedee from Lowie's belt and lobbed him out the window.
"Window?! In a spaceship?!"


But that's another story, and shall be told another day.


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Weee. . .