Disclaimer: I don't own nor am I profiting from writing this story using characters from Down Periscope.

A/N - I wanted to start some one-shots b/c there aren't any Down Periscope fics, I also really needed to write something different, so here we go.

"The thoughts of Lt. Emily Lake, Diving Officer"

If anyone was listening on the other side of the door they would think the Lt. had lost her mind.

"Oh my god, oh my god. Those dirty little, good for nothing sons-of-bitches! I can't believe they would do something like this…no wait, yeah I can."

After thinking the situation over again Lt. Lake sighed and shook her head.

"You have to give 'em points for creativity… and having the balls to actually do it."

She held up her now shrunken uniform.

"I'm not gonna let that little bastard think he won, even if he did get away with my underwear."