Master Splinter was like bored one day. Mikey decided to cheer him up by dancing the boogey dance. Leo saw him and jumped off a bridge because it was so horrible. Then Conan came.
"Who wants to become a Conan now?" Conan asked. "Conans are awesome."
Master Splinter sighed and jumped off after Leo and did suicide. Then a flying pig came and Ralph captured it and ate it.
"Ralph!" Don cried. "Why did you eat the flying pig?"
Ralph shrugged. "It was good."
Conan nodded his head in approval pigs. "Good source of nutrition."