Yeah, I got bored and this idea would not GET OUT OF MY HEAD. *Growls at plot bunny* See, I'm doing it! Now go away as soon as I've finished!

Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom or The Incredibles. Or Edna Mode.

Dan had escaped from the Thermos. He was just getting ready to attempt to beat Danny to a pulp, when, suddenly, a little, crazy-seeming woman popped out of nowhere.

The woman glared at him. "No capes!" she snapped.

They both stared at her, startled.

"What?" Dan snapped back after a moment.

"No capes! They are impractical! Dynaguy, Meta-Man, Stratogale, Thunderhead, and Splashdown all died because what did they have on their costumes? Capes!"

They both stared again. She pointed at Danny. "You, young man, have a decent outfit! Without a cape! You on the other hand..." she glowered at Dan. "Have a CAPE! I do not allow anybody to have CAPES!"

She walked over to him, reached up, and tugged off his cape.

"Hey!" protested Dan. "That's mine!"

"No capes! I absolutely forbid any capes in any superheroes, superheroins, supervillains, and/or supervillainesses! NO CAPES!" Satisfied, she stalked off, cape still in hand.

Rivalry temporarily forgotten, Danny and Dan stared at each other.

"What just happened?"

XD I know that probably sucked, but it was funny! XD BYE! Please R&R! You know you want to!