"Leon help!"
"Leon help!"

Leon had had it. Here he was, being forced to kill 99% of Spain's population, just to rescue George Bush's daughter. She realized the lake water had piss in it and attracted a regenerator, so instead of saving her, he did the most evil thing he ever did.
He tagged along with the regenerator and killed her.

"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Leon cried to himself before stabbing the regenerator's head off.

"You just got pwned FTW! Now you're dead, you're dead 'cause I killed you, I took you by surprise!"

Suddenly during his song Hunnigan woke him up. "Damn," he said, "and there I was having the dream of my life..."