This title has nothing to do with the story

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Eh whatever. Have fun.

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Somewhere in the middle of Goldenrod City...

"Spaghetti," Piplup said as he rubbed his forehead.

Pikachu nodded in agreement as he folded his arms together. "Toast, mah boi. Toast." He then looked up, seeing something in the sky. "Oooh?"

Lilligant fell from DA SKY, landing on Pikachu. Piplup laughed his head off as he pointed at Pikachu, who groaned in pain as Lilligant blinked in confusion. Suddenly, a female Torchic walked by, with Piplup noticing her orange ass.

"Nice ass, Torch!" Piplup shouted as his teeth stuck out.

Torchic paused, her eyes wide open as she turned around, staring blankly at Piplup. Her haw dropped as suddenly, pizza rolls began rolling down the main street of Goldenrod. Pikachu crawled out from underneath Lilligant as he got up, his jaw dropping as he noticed the pizza rolls.

"This is it, Luigi!" Pikachu cried to Piplup as he took a wrong turn at Alberqurque.

Piplup attempted to follow, but he tripped, landing on his face as the pizza rolls crushed him and his pingas. Lilligant and Torchic gasped in shock as Piplup screamed in pain, the pizza rolls heading OVA DHEAR. Pikachu grinned as he couldn't help but laugh his head off.

"Oh my stars, is Piplup okay?" Lilligant asked as she and Torchic ran over to help Piplup up.

Piplup belched some bubbles as he rubbed the back of his head, obviously dumbfounded. Turning to Torchic, he stared at her orange chicken face, smiling like the idiot he was as he fell back down, crappy anime swirlies in his eyes.

Lilligant and Torchic exchanged creeped out looks as Pikachu laughed harder than the jack rabbit on a legendary owl.

...Implying owls are birds.