(Scene skips to the Batcave, with Thor, Superman, and Batman inside)
Thor: By the Gods, doust thou another liar of Hela!?
Superman: It's just a cave.
Batman: We're going back.
(Batman enters the portal)
Thor: He never rests doth he?
(Superman and Thor enter as well. We are taken back to New York City in the Marvel universe; we see a familiar figure swinging on the rooftops)
Spider-Man: Lovin the view today.
(An explosion is heard from afar along with an alarm)
Spider-Man: Wonder who could it be now?
(Spider-Man than slings over to the danger)
Spider-Man: Hey buddy! Might wanna rethink your game plan, less noise and more quiet usually works.
(Suddenly a rubber chicken is thrown over to the ground)
Spider-Man: Wait wha-
(The rubber chicken explodes, out of the smoke and debris reveals the Clown Prince of Crime)
Joker: Oh but that just takes the fun out of it! HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Spider-Man: Oooookay, we got a new guy.
Joker: Oh how rude of me I forgot to introduce myself. Many have called me the Harlequin of Hate. The Lord of Laughs. But all know me as Joker.
Spider-Man: Look, I've heard this speech in like 25 verses. Just fight me already.
Joker: HEHEHEHEHEH a sense of humor! That's new!
(Joker pulls out a gun and pulls the trigger but reveals only a tiny flag)
Spider-Man: I think you forgot the bullets.
Joker: Oh yes how troublesome. Oh wait-
(Joker pulls the trigger again and the flag is shot out towards Spidey. Thanks to Spider-Man's sixth sense he dodges it in time)
Joker: I didn't.
Spider-Man: This guy's nuts.
Joker: Did it really take that long to notice? Kiddo you don't even know the half of it.
(A tentacle attacks Spider-Man from behind but dodges again. The tentacle belongs to Dr. Otto Octavius)
Spider-Man: Doc? Figured you get out soon enough. Good behavior or bail?
Octavius: When will you ever shut that mouth of yours?
Joker: I think we're going to have to teach him some manners, 4-Arms…the good ol fashioned way.
Octavius: I couldn't agree more.
(Octavius releases all four tentacles on Spidey. But Spider-Man jumps to safety and lands on a street light)
Spider-Man: Sure, try to attack the guy who has a sixth sense.
(Suddenly a repulsor blast is shot towards Octavius, Iron Man flies in just in time)
Iron Man: Figured you need a hand or three.
Spider-Man: Got this all taken care of.
(Octavius then grabs Iron Man and Spider-Man with all fours)
Octavius: No. You don't.
Iron Man: Okay, I'm out of ideas.
Spider-Man: Yeah, me too.
(Captain America then dives in by bashing his shield headfirst on Octavius. Octavius is knocked out and falls thus releasing the two subdued heroes)
Captain America: Gentlemen.
Iron Man: Steve.
Joker: JOKER! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA AAA
Captain America, Spider-Man, and Iron Man: ….
(The next scene skips to Joker behind bars and being held on Ryker's Island.)
Joker: I'm sensing a lack of trust here.
Iron Man: We should've gotten him a muzzle.
Spider-Man: Where'd he come from?
Iron Man: He's not from here. Or even from this world.
Spider-Man: Makes sense.
Captain America: Whatever he had on him looks like it came from a gag factory.
Joker: I'd hate to intrude fellows but I should warn you! You don't know me very well…
Captain America: I know that this'll keep you in hold until we get this mess figured out.
Iron Man: Let's get out of here, this idiot's givin me the creeps.
(Iron Man and Captain America leave with only Spider-Man and Joker alone. Spider-Man feels this sense of déjà vu when suddenly a flashback of the Green Goblin laughing as Gwen Stacy falls to her death at the Brooklyn Bridge occurs in his mind. But is then interrupted by the Joker's words)
Joker: What's the matter? Cat got yer tongue?
(Spider-Man leaves the room)