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Warning: This oneshot contains slash and a threesome. Don't like? Don't read!
This oneshot was written by request for moonserenity089. Once again, you amaze me with your ideas. I immensely enjoyed writing this, and I hope you like how I wrote it. I look forward to doing more stories for you.
Late Night Shenanigans
a Harry Potter fan fiction
If someone were to enter Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place, the first thing they would hear is the howling laughter and the clinking of glasses coming from the drawing room.
In the room, flopped down comfortably on the couches, were Hermione Granger, Bill Weasley, and Sirius Black. With their glasses of firewhiskey in their hands and their faces reddened from laughter, they were enjoying their own little after party of sorts.
Only a hour earlier, the house had been packed with friends and family, each coming to celebrate Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley's engagement. Hermione had suggested that the party be held at Grimmauld Place, her own home of four months. Bill and Sirius, the other two residents of the house, eagerly agreed.
They knew how to party. Hermione had prepared a lovely dinner with some assistance from Mrs. Weasley. Along with the muggle music blaring from the stereo, the games, and the alcohol Sirius had gotten out for the occasion, the party had turned out to be a success. The three adults smiled to themselves at the thought, knowing that their reputations as great party hosts grew even stronger.
Bill had been living with Sirius for the past year and a half, having moved in after his divorce from Fleur Delacour. Before the divorce had occurred, Bill discovered something about himself: he was bisexual.
Bill had been surprised when Sirius had invited him to stay in Grimmauld Place, but he happily accepted. Sirius had been keeping mostly to himself after the war finally ended, but still managed to keep contact with those close to his heart, including Remus, Tonks, Teddy, and Harry.
Sirius had always been promiscuous when it came to women. But lately that had changed, and Sirius allowed himself to experiment with men. At first he thought it was merely curiosity, but the previous month he deemed himself bisexual, just as Bill was. But neither of the men had told the other.
Hermione on the other hand had moved into the Black family house after a nasty break up with Viktor Krum. Sirius and Bill had insisted she stay with them, saying the house was simply two big for only two people. Hermione had agreed immediately, still feeling sore about the break up.
But once the twenty-four year old had actually settled in, her mood changed. Sirius and Bill always showed her a good time, such as numerous rounds of strip poker and private parties just for the three of them.
The two men brought out the incredible sexy, flirtatious side of Hermione. It had always been there, just waiting for the right moment to be exposed. The two males harmlessly flirted with Hermione, and she flirted right back, always feeling confident. She loved being with the two older men, talking, flirting, drinking, and throwing celebrations with them.
The only thing she didn't like was the mess that was always left after a party. She set her now empty glass of firewhiskey on the table and heaved her tired body up with a sigh.
"Well boys," she said, taking in the sight of the messy room. She didn't even want to think about the condition the rest of the house was in. "I think I'll get started on the cleaning."
"Come on, 'Mione," said Bill, sitting up. "Have another glass."
She glared at him and shook her head. "No. This house will take hours to clean up, even with magic. I'd better get started."
"Want any help?" Sirius offered.
"No," Hermione replied quickly. "The last time you two helped me clean, we all nearly drowned in soapy water."
"You're mean," Bill pouted.
"Whatever you say," she replied with a laugh as she walked to the door. "I'll be cleaning upstairs if any of you need me." Then she was gone, leaving the door ajar behind her.
Sirius looked over at Bill, licking his lips.
"Are you all right, Bill?" he asked.
Bill smacked his lips, enjoying his drink. "Of course. Couldn't be happier! Why do you ask?"
"Oh," said Sirius awkwardly, setting his glass down. "I was just thinking it might be hard for you to...you know, be happy for your sister's engagement, when you have only just began to move on from Fleur."
"Please Sirius," Bill replied, flashing Sirius a most convincing smile. "I'm more than okay. I feel...free. Without having to be tied to Fleur, I'm free to do whatever I damn well please. I explore all the possibilities that I never could when I was married." He smirked and added, "Especially when it comes to sex."
Sirius chuckled loudly, for he too loved his freedom to have as many one night stands as he pleased, not being attached to one person. Though, in truth, it had been ages since he had actually been with a woman. The last sexual encounter he had was with a few random men he had met at the bar a few days ago. He felt not a trace of shame, for the encounter was nothing short of amazing.
"You know," said Bill, refilling his glass. "I never knew the pleasure that another man could bring."
Sirius nearly gasped in delight. "Are you saying what I think you're saying?"
Sirius raised his eyebrow, urging Bill to speak further.
Bill sighed with a smile and gave in. "I've had one night stands with men. Many men."
"And how were those one night stands, William?" asked Sirius, not even attempting to hide his burning interest.
"Incredible," he murmured in response. He looked over at Sirius, locking eyes with the older man. Sirius's face no longer held mild amusement and curiosity, but pure lust. Bill smiled.
"Sirius, forgive me for staring, but I must say that your shirt matches the greyness of your eyes most attractively."
"Why Bill, please continue to stare," Sirius flirted. "My eyes and shirt aren't the only thing worth staying at."
"Oh really?" said Bill, liking where this was going. "Such as?"
Sirius licked his lips. "My cock."
Bill felt the sudden need to be closer to Sirius. He walked over and sat next to him.
"Eager to be near me, eh?" Sirius smirked.
Bill shrugged. "I can't help it. You're so...alluring."
Sirius slipped his arm around Bill's wide shoulders, pulling him forward. Their lips met, and Sirius smiled against Bill's soft skin. He slowly parted his lips and stuck his tongue out, rubbing it along Bill's bottom lip.
Bill parted his lips and allowed the older man entrance into his eager mouth. The warmth made Sirius moan into Bill's mouth, causing the blood from both of their bodies to spread to their nether regions. The desire for more contact grew as their saliva mixed together in a lustful tango, each battling for dominance.
Sirius reached out for Bill's shirt and gave it a hard yank. The buttons went flying and the material ripped. Bill didn't mind in the least, knowing that he could magically repair it later.
Once he was shirtless Sirius took hold of his arms firmly, appreciating his muscled body.
Sirius broke the kiss suddenly, much to Bill's dislike. Sirius removed his own shirt and threw it to the floor.
"Funny, you break the kiss to take off your shirt, but insisted on ripping mine off."
"Oh, shut up, you can fix it later."
"True," Bill said, holding his arms out.
Sirius embraced him once more, groaning as their chests rubbed together. Their nipples grew hard in the cold air. Bill grabbed onto Sirius's pants impatiently.
"Off," he breathed.
"You too," Sirius said in response.
The two men stood up and ripped their pants off faster than the blink of an eye, anxious to feel their bodies collide. They pounced on each other, lips colliding once more. Their hands invaded every part of the others body, leaving not a space untouched. Each had well developed, muscular frames, making their cocks become fully erect beneath the material of their boxers.
Bill removed his lips from Sirius's and began nipping at his neck. He sucked on the skin passionately, loving the scent of his musky cologne.
The Marauder smirked, seeing that Bill's erection was showing from the hole at the front of his boxers. Sirius licked his lips at the meal revealing itself before his eyes.
Sirius couldn't hold back. He grabbed his own boxers and pulled them down, revealing his rock hard erection to Bill. Bill's eyes widened, his expression lustful.
The older man motioned for Bill to have a seat on the couch, and Bill obeyed.
Sirius squatted before him and pulled Bill's boxers down, allowing him full view of Bill's arousal. The older man licked his lips and grinned widely, looking up at Bill. He grabbed his base firmly and moved his face forward. Sirius kissed the tip, emitting a soft groan from the man above him. He then covered Bill's cock with his mouth, making a loud growl of pleasure escape from both of them. Once Sirius had gotten used to Bill's size, he began to bob his mouth up and down his shaft, flicking his tongue around his tip. A deep groan elicited from the back of his throat, sending vibrations through Bill's flesh. He threw his head back and began to pant whilst running his hands through Sirius's dark hair.
The fun had begun.
Hermione was nearly finished with the cleaning upstairs when she had heard something. She paused and listened closer to the noises coming from downstairs. They were moans, coming from males.
Her coffee brown eyes widened, for she knew that the moans were undoubtedly moans of pleasure. Feeling excited, she dropped her wand and began to trot downstairs. As the groaning and moaning continued to flood Hermione's ears, her mind drifted briefly back to her breakup with Viktor Krum, how broken she had felt at the time, and how surprised she was at Sirius's kind offer of letting her live with himself and Bill in the old Black house. The relationships she had with both men grew stronger than ever, and she couldn't help but have crushes on both of them. She had made subtle moves on both of them, always wondering which man would fall victim to her sexy charm first and bed her. It disappointed her, knowing that it hasn't happened yet, but her relationship with both men still remained flirtatious to this day.
She stopped outside the door to the drawing room, which was still slightly open. She moved her eye closer to the crack, wanting to get the best view possible without being caught.
Her hand covered her mouth quickly in order to silence the gasp that threatened to come from her mouth. She could see Bill sitting on the sofa, his legs spread wide, and Sirius squatted before him, his mouth working on his erection. Seeing Sirius and Bill act naughty was something that had crossed her mind several times, but she had never thought that the scene would unfold before her very eyes. It was like being an audience member in a live porno, which was being made exclusively for her viewing pleasure. Her brown eyes were now as wide as they could be.
She rubbed her inner thighs together, desperate for some friction. Her arousal was soaking her knickers, and she was so tempted to barge in and join the fun. She lifted her skirt and reached for her pussy, rubbing herself from the outside of her panties. Slowly, her fingers dipped underneath the material...
Bill let out another growl as Sirius gave a hard bite on the tip of his member. His hand skillfully pumped along his long shaft as his mouth worked on him. His grip was firm and his hands were warm.
Precum began to seep from his tip and into Sirius's mouth. He grinned madly against him, loving the taste. He swirled his tongue fiercely, gathering up as much precum as he could. The clear liquid slicked his right hand as he pumped.
Bill was petting Sirius's hair, loving the texture. His eyes were closed in bliss, and small pants were escaping his open mouth every few seconds.
"Fuck," Bill cursed, his hips bucking against Sirius's face. His whole body felt as if it were on fire, his skin felt tingly, he was flying...
A deep groan came from the back of Bill's throat and he squirted inside Sirius's mouth. Sirius willingly swallowed his seed. Bill tasted better than any man he had ever been with before. Sirius smiled up at Bill, some of his cum dripping down his chin.
Hermione, still staring at the scene through the opening in the door and touching herself, couldn't help but release a loud groan when she saw the cum on Sirius's mouth. The feeling of her fingers dipping between her slippery folds sent a sudden wave of pleasure crashing through her, and she pounded her fist against the ajar door with a small grunt. The door creaked open with the force, exposing her.
Sirius and Bill snapped their head to the doorway. The sight before them made their eyes widen with surprise, then, after a moment of taking in the scene – Hermione with her skirt lifted, her hands in her soaked panties, and obviously fingering herself – made them smirk.
"Hermione," Sirius started huskily, the cum still dripping down his chin, "Walk over here."
Pulling her hand out of her panties and pulling her skirt down, Hermione got up without the slightest hesitation and walked over to the two men, standing in front of them with her hands at her sides.
The idea popped into Bill's head. He turned to look at Sirius, who nodded at him in silent agreement. He smiled, knowing that Sirius had the same idea.
Suddenly, Bill grabbed Hermione by the waist and pulled her into his lap. She could feel his exposed cock pressing into her inner thigh. She squealed in delight at the contact. Bill found that he quite enjoyed hearing her make noises like that because of him.
Hermione placed her arms around Bill's thick neck, messing with his ginger hair as she did so. She liked where this was going.
Sirius got up from the floor and sat next to the two. He reached up slowly and began playing with a few locks of her hair, twirling it around his fingers and caressing it lovingly.
"Hermione?" said Sirius.
"Bill and I were wondering...if perhaps...you would like to participate in a threesome with the two of us? Right now?" he said, smiling. "We've seen the way you look at us."
Hermione beamed at the two men before saying, "I thought the two of you would never ask. Of course I want a threesome. Fuck yes."
Sirius grabbed at Hermione's shirt and swiftly lifted it from her and threw it to the floor. Hermione was glad that she had chosen not to wear a bra that day. The two men stared in delight at her round breasts, with the most perfect, pink, perky nipples.
Sirius stood up and said, "Lie down, Hermione."
Hermione did as she was told, relaxing her head against the end of the couch. She tore off her skirt and panties, anxious to expose her wet pussy to the two men. They admired her body hungrily, each licking their lips. Hermione spread her legs wide, ready for whatever was to happen.
Bill got on his knees and positioned his face in front of Hermione's shaved entrance. He teased her lips, only allowing his tongue to slightly pass her folds.
"Fuck," Hermione cursed loudly.
Bill parted her lips with his index finger and took a deep whiff of the pink flesh. Without another moment's hesitation, he dug in. He swirled his tongue inside her warm walls, gathering as much of her juices as he could. His tongue flicked across her erect clitoris, causing Hermione to shake involuntarily. She began to grind her cunt against his face to match the movements of Bill's tongue.
Bill grabbed his own member with his right hand and began to move up and down his shaft. Hermione's juices were gushing from her cunt and into his mouth, filling him up with her arousing taste.
She released a deafening groan as Bill began to suck on her clitoris, biting down on the sensitive flesh gently so it wouldn't cause her pain. Her mouth hung open as she released soft pants. She closed her eyes as she felt her climax nearing.
It was quite suddenly that she felt Sirius's member pass her lips and into her open mouth. Her eyes fluttered open in pleasant surprise. Sirius was standing before her, thrusting himself in and out of her warm mouth. She bobbed her mouth up and down over his erect flesh, loving the taste of the precum that was already seeping from the tip.
All three of the adults were in heaven. Hermione was now riding her pussy against Bill with mad force, moaning every time his nose or tongue bumped into her clitoris. Bill's hand was pumping fast on his member, feeling the precum slick his palm. Sirius now had his hands on the sides of Hermione's face, helping her mouth bob up and down his cock.
Sirius came with a cry of Hermione's name, his seed squirting into the back of her throat. She groaned as his cum filled her mouth. Sirius removed his cock, squirting some of his cum on her bare breasts. Hermione smiled at the sight of his cum on her chest, feeling her lower half begin to tingle pleasantly...
Hermione was the next to climax, and she squirted into Bill's mouth, some of it splattering on the couch. The sudden wave of intense pleasure made her arch her back.
Bill came soon after, his seed exploding into his hand. He licked Hermione's still spasming pussy one last time before resting his head on her stomach.
The three adults were silent for a minute, the only sounds being their heavy breathing. What had just occurred was beyond anything they had ever dreamed of.
But they weren't done yet.
Hermione was the first to move. She sat up on the couch and pulled Sirius down to sit next to her. She grabbed Bill's arm and yanked him up off his knees, sitting on the other side of her.
She turned to Sirius and locked lips with him, her tongue fighting with his passionately. He could faintly taste himself on her tongue, and that just made his cock all the more harder.
Hermione turned and gave Bill a kiss, giving him as much attention as she did to Sirius. She smiled against his lips. These two gorgeous, sexy men were all hers.
"Bill, Sirius," she said, breaking the kiss with Bill. "I want both of your cocks inside me...at the same time."
The two men smirked at her suggestion. Both were eager to continue their fun with this beautiful young woman.
Bill grabbed Hermione by her waist, pulling her into his lap. Her back was against his chest and she could feel his arousal pressing into her. Bill grabbed his cock and eased it into her arse. They both released a loud scream of pleasure as he filled her up.
"Oh," Bill groaned. "So tight."
Hermione began to bounce in his lap, building a fast rhythm. Her breasts jiggled and bounced as she did so, creating the most arousing slapping sounds. Bill pushed her hair to one shoulder, in order to nip and suck her neck. He left love bites here and there, moaning as Hermione's tightness enveloped his member.
Sirius had been staring at Bill and Hermione's faces this whole time, licking his lips at the intense look of ecstasy held in their expressions. Hermione stopped bouncing for a moment in order to catch her breath. Sirius seized the opportunity to come closer to the two and place his cock before Hermione's cunt. Hermione, catching on to what he was doing, nodded in approval.
Sirius slid his cock into her cunt easily. Her juices squished loudly as he filled up her tight, warm tunnel.
Hermione felt as if she were going mad. Both of her holes were filled, she was being fucked, all of her fantasies were coming true...
"Ahh...fuck me," she cried.
Sirius began thrusting in and out of her hole, feeling his member being coated with her juices. At the same time, Hermione moved up and down, slower this time, on Bill's cock. Bill kissed her back and squeezed her thighs.
Sirius moved his neck in order to take Hermione's left breast in his mouth. He sucked on the flesh roughly, biting down on the hardened nipple. Hermione titled her head to the side and closed her eyes, still moving her body to match the movements and thrusts of the two men. Sirius's cock was now bumping into her swollen clitoris, and she could feel her climax nearing. She was sure that the other two weren't far away as well.
The sound of skin slapping against skin was so loud it seemed to echo off the walls. Sirius had begun to use his finger on her clitoris while still pounding in and out of her tunnel. Bill pinched and grabbed at her thighs, loving the feeling of her flesh in his large hands.
Small beads of sweat were now forming at their scalp line and trickling slowly down their faces and bodies. They were soon all drenched in sweat, slicking their bodies as they rubbed against each other.
"Fuck," Bill cursed, throwing his head back and releasing his round of cum inside her bum.
Sirius's finger pinched Hermione's clitoris, sending her over the edge. She came hard around him, coating his cock in a fresh, thick layer of her pussy juices. She came so good that she took Sirius with her. His seed exploded inside her, making him groan her name and throw his head back in ecstasy.
As the last waves of their orgasms began to subside, the three began kissing each other madly. Sirius left love bites on Bill and Hermione's necks, while Hermione nipped at Sirius's skin. They stayed in their threesome position, none of them wanting to move. Their eyes were closed, their breathing still heavy and unsteady.
"Think we'll be doing this again soon?" Hermione breathed after a few moments. She asked the question even though she already knew the answer.
The two men let out a light chuckle.
"Hell yes," said Bill into Hermione's hair. He loved the scent of the fruity shampoo she used, mixed with the sweat that plastered some of her hair to the back of her neck.
Sirius beamed down at the two younger adults.
"I do believe we might be doing this on a regular basis, eh?" he said.
"I guess I'll be getting my exercise," Hermione responded flirtatiously.
All three of them laughed and rested their heads on each others shoulders. It was now pitch black outside – nearly midnight – and all three were exhausted. In the last hour or so they had taken their already flirtatious friendship to the next level.
They were definitely the happiest people in the world at that moment.