A/N: WHO WATCHED GLEE TONIGHT! I love the whole Rachel actually having friends things, it works for me. Am I the only one who thinks Brittany is so gorgeous with normal clothes? Really. And Puck singing to Lauren? SO CUTE. The whole puck/Lauren dynamic is so cute. Yeah, I'm a puckleberry fan, but that's pretty ovbiously a relationship that won't last. And Puck and Rachel can't just JUMP into it. And when Rachel clapped during the song and then gave him a high five? SO CUTE! Oh, and okay, I'm anti-Finchel, but it was kind of hard to write this after the Finchelness. Except the Fuinn totally nullified becuase OHMYGOSH, really? He can forgive her for having SEX with someone else, but then Rachel and... UGH. But, anyway, amazing episode. When Rachel said the pole thing to Santana? I was literally like OH SNAAAAAAP. Oh, and when Artie was singing Pretty Young Thing, it was soooo goood! And the Kurt cute was just off the charts this episode :D And then there was when Quinn said the thing about the cheating I was like UHM, YES. FINALLY, SOMEONE SAYS IT. AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WHO THINKS THAT THE GIRL PUCK KISSED LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY LIKE RACHEL! At first, I thought it was her... I'm just saying. AND THEN I STARTED CRYING WHEN RACHEL WAS SAYING ALL THAT STUFF TO FINN. Oh, Rachel... And then when Rachel pulled them all out to sing during Firework? That was amazing. And I love her being friends with Tina & Mike too 3 And I am SUPER excited for Samtana, because even though Brittana better be endgame, they'd be cute :D Overall, SUPERB episode. Yes, I said superb. And Sue's gonna be part of Glee club? OH GOLLY. I'm not very excited for Sam singing Bieber (I hate him...) BUUUT, I want Rachel & Britt to be friends so bad!

Sorry this author's note is so very long. I just really wanted to tell someone who would understand about glee.

Puck and Rachel decided to meet up at her house at 6 that night. Puck blew off a couple of hours at his house, but at 5 he decided he just couldn't take it anymore, and Rachel would probably be glad he was early anyway. So, he went on his way.

It was weird. He had only driven to her house a handful of times, yet he knew the way like the back of his hand. He could probably drive there with his eyes closed (not that he would ever do that. He may be a badass but that's just fucking dangerous).

He got to her house and knocked on the door. He'd met Rachel's dads and for some strange reason they liked him, but the fact that she had two dads kind of freaked him out. I mean, moms? He was good with moms. But, dads... not so much.

However, his mom and the Daddy Berries went way back, so they threw the door open and smiled at him.

"Noah! How nice to see you! How are you doing?" the smaller one, Hiram, Puck thought his name way said gleefully.

"Uh- good. Can't complain." Puck said awkwardly.

"That's wonderful!" Hiram said with a super creepy smile and he just knew that was where Rachel got it from.

"Not giving your mom any trouble, I hope?" the black one, Leroy, said. The other dad? He was a little runt and push ever came to shove, Puck could totally get away without any pain. But this big, dark, one was just scary. He was sure that's where Rachel had inherited her scariness from as well.

"N-no sir, of course not." Puck said nervously.


"Well, I think Rachel's in her room. You just go right on up!"

Puck grinned. He didn't know if it was because they were gay and didn't realize what teenage boys were like or they just trusted him because they knew his mother, but the Rachel's dads were always super chill with him being in her room, even when they were dating. Plus, she had a sound proof room ever since the neighbors threatened to sue for her late night practices...

Puck shook his head to get rid of those thoughts. Him and Berry were friends now. He couldn't screw it up.

Puck went up to her room and actually knocked (knocked!) on the door. He tapped his foot impatiently when she didn't answer.

"Yo, berry, open up." He shouted.

No answer.

Thinking she must be sleeping, (he could think of a few fun ways to wake her up) he entered her room.

"Craaaazy? Helloooo? You here?" He said.

He saw that the bathroom door was closed and realized she must be in the shower. He tried very (veryveryvery) hard to not think about the fact that she was naked, in the shower, barely ten feet away from him. He searched through her room to distract himself. He looked at the cork board and noticed a difference. The last time he was there, (the makeout session, to be specific) the cork board was covered with pictures of her and Finn. So many pictures, it kind of made him sick. Now, it was just a picture of all of them at Regionals, a few pictures of her and her Dads, and a picture of them. ...Wait, a picture of them?

He saw a strip of photos that he remembered from back when they were dating.


Puck wasn't really sure how Rachel managed to convince him to go to the mall. He specifically remembered saying no, but then she did that thing with her tongue, and well... all bets were off. So, here they were. They weren't even going to any fun stores like Victoria's Secret, no, they went to Gap. GAP! Definitley not anywhere a badass like Puck wanted to go to.

Now, they were sitting in the food court and he somehow convinced her to drink a chocolate milkshake. ("But, Noah, I'm a VEGAN!" "Come on Berry, when was the last time you had one of these? They're delicious.") And suddenly she spotted a photobooth and her eyes lit up.

"Oh my gosh, Noah! LOOK! A photo booth! We have to go!"

Puck scoffed. "Okay, crazy, you're crazier than I thought if you think I'd go in one of those pussy picture machines."

Then suddenly, she turned her big brown eyes on him, and gave him "the look".

The look consisted of her staring at him with her eyes in full "puppy mode", lower lip slightly pouted out and caught between her teeth. She was trying to look cute, but she actually looked seductive. Which was kind of funny considering the fact that when she actually tried to look seductive, she just looked awkward.

"Ugh, fine, whatever, let's go." Puck said. Rachel squealed excitedly and dragged him into the photobooth. She picked on the one that said "WANTED" which she thought was ironic considering how he was "bound on the path of delinquency". As they began to do the countdown, he looked over at her and saw her doing one of her "I'm-Rachel-and-I'm-a-Star" smile. Puck rolled his eyes. There was no way that he was gonna let her do some creepy fake as shit smile when she was with him. He was gonna get a real smile out of her.

Suddenly just before the last second ticked, he tickled her. She squealed. "NOAH!" and giggled. They picture had her laughing with her mouth wide open and wide smiling eyes, and he had his arms wrapped around. They looked like a very close couple. Rachel was giddy enough that she decided to ditch the smile and in the next picture they were both just sticking their toungues out at the screen. In the third picture, Puck's eyes were crossed and Rachel was rolling her eyes at him, but you can tell that she really wanted me to smile. And then just before the last picture, Puck pulled her on his lap and captured her in a heated kiss. After the kiss, Rachel shyly bit her lip and smiled at him (making him want to kiss her all over again), and said "Thanks, Noah!"

He said "Anytime, babe." with a wink. She ripped the two strips and gave him one. He stuck it in his back pocket and they continued on with their trip.

When he got home, he stuck it in the top corner of his mirror, telling himself it was just because she looked really hot.

(Funny thing? It's still there.)

Flashback over

Puck smiled at himself that she had kept it after all this time. He didn't remember seeing it before; she probably didn't want to make Finn jealous. He thought it meant something that she had kept it though. (Not that he cared... right?)

He plopped down on Rachel's bed and waited for her to come out. He heard the water stop and stood outside the bathroom door, wanting to scare her. What he was not expecting her was to walk out, in nothing. but. a towel.

Her hair was dripping wet, he could see the water running down the valley between her breasts, and not to mention she was wearing nothing. but. a towel. She jumped up, startled at seeing him, and her towel slipped. Only slightly though, and she caught it just in time. Damn.

"NOAH! What on Earth are you doing here?" she shouted out.

He checked his phone and saw that it was 6:00. Wow, she had taken a while.

"Uh, babe, It's six?" he said questioningly.

"I know." she said primly. "But, you're never on time. Especially not already in my room. That means you must have gotten here early."

He shrugged and she smiled at him.

"Can I trust you to turn around? Or should I change in the closet?" She said gesturing to the very tiny closet.

He grinned devilishly. "No need to change babe, you can practice in that. And, if the towel just so happens to fall, that's okay. No need to strain yourself." he said with a wink.

She rolled her eyes but smiled. He considered that progress. She placed her tiny little hands on his shoulders and turned him around, then went to the other side of the room and began to get dressed. It took every ounce of willpower not to turn around, but he wanted this whole friendship thing to work. So, he didn't. (Actually, he did turn around but he waited too long because it was just as she pulled her shirt over her head. He did catch a sight of her bra though, and holy shit! Black, lacy, and so un-Berry).

"So, Berry, any ideas?" he drawled out slowly.

She put on T.V. and he was unsure as to how this would help but then she showed him a duet and some show. Two Plant Mountain? Something like that. Anyway, he was surprised, the song was kind of awesome. And the dude singing? So badass.

"I'm impressed, Crazy. I was expecting some fancy broadway number."

She shrugged and then started up again. They practiced all night and he even stayed for a (Kosher of course) dinner. Puck thought that maybe he could get used to this.


The next day they all sat in their pairs during Glee practice. "Who wants to go first?"

"OH! OH! OH! We will!" Brittany said raising her hand excitedly.

Mr. Schue smiled at her enthusiasm. "Okay, Brittany and Santana, you first?"

"We need to change first." Santana said.

Rachel's eyes widened. They actually had costumes? They must have put in a lot of thought to this. This means that the contest might be significantly harder than she thought.

"Okay, you guys go change. Anyone wanna go in the meantime?"

Puck looked over at Rachel and began to raise his hand. Rachel shook her head ever so slightly and put her hand over his. He shrugged. He thought they were gonna kick everyone's asses backwards and fowards but if she didn't think they were ready, that was no skin off his back. Not like spending more time with her would be the worst thing in the world.

Wait, where did that come from.

Before he had time to ponder his thoughts. (Ponder? Really?)

But, his thoughts were quickly erased when Brittany and Santana walked in. They looked good. It wasn't often that they were without their Cheerios uniforms so it was kind of a big deal. He couldn't help but think that the outfits might look better on Rachel though. (Dude? Really? The fuck?)

Santana was wearing a short dress with a plunging neckline. The top was black and the short bottom was zebra printed. Brittany was wearing a slinky, off the shoulder, glittery, gold and black dressed. They both were wearing heavy eyeliner and had on fake nose studs. This was definitley interesting.

Brittany smiled brightly. "We're gonna be singing 'Take Me on the Floor' by the Veronicas!" She yammered excitedly.

Every guy in the room's ears instantly perked up. The title just screamed sex and with the two... "loosest" girls at school, it was bound to be sexy.

( Santana Singing, Brittany Singing, Santana and Brittany singing)

The lights are out and I barely know you
We're going up and the place is slowing down
I knew you'd come around

You captivate me, something about you has got me
I was lonely now you make me feel alive
Will you be mine tonight?

Take me on the floor (dadada da dadadada)
I can't take it any more (dadada da dadadada)
I want you, I want you, I want you to show me love
Just take me on the floor (dadada da dadadada)
I can give you more (dadada da dadadada)
You kill me, you kill me, you kill me with your touch

The song was kind of perfect for them. They were staring into eachother's eyes and the sexual tension was high. It was pretty ovbious that at the moment they only had eyes for eachother.

My heart is racing as you're moving closer
You take me higher with every breath I take
Would it be wrong to stay?

One look at you and I know what you're thinking
Time's a bitch and my heart is sinking down
You turn me inside out

Take me on the floor (dadada da dadadada)
I can't take it any more (dadada da dadadada)
I want you, I want you, I want you to show me love
Just take me on the floor (dadada da dadadada)
I can give you more (dadada da dadadada)
You kill me, you kill me, you kill me with your touch

They began to circle eachother as they stared into eachother's eyes. Artie was clearly uncomfortable with the fact that they were singing the next lines. Everyone thought they were actually going to kiss.

I wanna kiss a girl
I wanna kiss a girl
I wanna kiss a boy

Whle singing that line, Brittany actually did throw a small look inhis direction. Unfortunately the sexual tension was too high for that to put him at ease.
I wanna ...

I wanna kiss a girl
(do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya)
I wanna kiss a girl (do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya)
I wanna kiss a boy (do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya)
I wanna kiss a (kiss a, kiss a, kiss a)

Now everybody kiss

There was a pause after that line and everyone actually began to start kissing. Well, the couples anyway. Tina and Mike shared an asian kiss. Quinn and Sam kissed. Then there was this moment. Rachel stared into Puck's eyes and he could have swore they were almost black with lust. He could have swore she was going to kiss him but then when the girls started singing she turned back to them so quickly, he almost thought he imagined it.

dadada da dadadada
dadada da dadadada
dadada da dadadada (oh)

Take me on the floor (dadada da dadadada)
I can't take it any more (dadada da dadadada)
I want you, I want you, I want you to show me love
Just take me on the floor (dadada da dadadada)
I can give you more (dadada da dadadada)
You kill me, you kill me, you kill me with your touch

Take me on the floor (dadada da dadadada)
I can't take it any more (dadada da dadadada)
I want you, I want you, I want you to show me love
Just take me on the floor (dadada da dadadada)
I can give you more (dadada da dadadada)
You kill me, you kill me, you kill me
Please don't stop!

The room erupted into cheers. Even Rachel clapped. That really was just too good of a performance to not cheer for. It basically meant that her and Puck would have to just work that much harder.

It was a little shocking when instead of Brittany going to sit and link pinkies with Santana, she landed in Artie's lap and kissed him hard on the mouth. Basically everyone except those two noticed the way Santana's face fell. But she shook it off and smirked at everyone else.

"Don't worry guys, I'll save a breadstick or two for ya."

No one was fooled into thinking she was so upset. But, Puck couldn't worry about the (oh so hot) Brittana relationship right now. He had bigger problems.

Like, was Rachel really going to kiss him? And why did he really really want her to?

A/N: Dude, that took FOREVER. Like, legit. The song was "Take Me on the Floor- The Veronicas". I really would love if Brittany and Santana ever sang that on Glee. Not that that would ever actually happen.

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