"What's taking so long?"

"I have to let the water actually boil before I can cook anything, James. It's a novel concept, I know, but you'll just have to accept it."
"Isn't this what wands are for? Magic, Lily. We went to Hogwarts for a reason."

"I know."

"So why are you insisting on using the stove?"

"James, this is our first meal together in our house. Do you really want to tarnish that by throwing together a quick fix? Or do you want to shut your trap and set the table?"

"I'm hungry."

"The plates are in the box by the couch."

"I'm still hungry."

"And I'm pretty sure you'll be able to find some silverware in there too."

"I'm pregnant with Sirius's baby, and I want Remus to be the godfather."


"I just wanted to make sure you were still listening."

"Potter, stop being a git."

"What? I can't help it! I'm hungry."

"And I'm working on it. The pasta will be done soon."

"It'd be done by now if we just used a little bit of magic."

"Open up the fridge. I need you to get some butter."

"Okay, fine, fine. Why, Lily, did you put a tray of cheese in here just for me?"

"I figured you get hungry waiting."

"Fie bove schu."


"Only the best for you, Evans."

"Oi, watch it!


"Just don't make the same mistake again, Potter."

"Don't worry, Lily, I'll never call you that again."

A/N: The End.

Happy Valentine's Day!