Brian sat down on a chair, picturing himself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. He heard footsteps marching in. Deaky was still playing with his yo-yo, as always. He spent the whole day playing yo-yo, skipping lunch just to practice for a yo-yo tournament.
"Will you ever stop playing with that crap?" asked Brian.
"I won't," Deaky grinned. "I have to win the tournament. I SHALL NOT FAIL!"
"Okay," Brian said. "By the way, who's coming?"
"Freddie…and our new servant."
Freddie a.k.a. "Dora The Exploder", stepped in with a good-looking twenty-one-year-old man with a bowl-cut hair. He seemed excited. Unlike Deaky who didn't give a damn, Brian felt that there was something weird with Freddie's new servant. It was either his tongue was "Engrish" or he was joking all the time.
"His name is Crazy George," said Freddie. "George Harrison. Georgie, darling, this is John but you can call him Deaky, and this is Brian…you can call me Brianna."
"EEEEERPKAY!" George shouted.
What the hell on Earth does 'erpkay' mean? "What the fuck?" Brian shouted. "No, you can't call me Brianna."
"Errrrrrkaaay!" George shouted again.
"Ha. You know what? Sense. You make none," said Brian meanly. "Now, can you clean my room for me?"
"Errrpppkaaaay," said George. "Right away, Sir!"
Oh, I get it now. He can't say 'okay'. Poor guy, Brian thought.
Freddie looked for Roger everywhere in the house but he just couldn't seem to find him. His best friend had gone missing. Or maybe he went out and he didn't tell Freddie. It was raining hard. He must've left with Keith before it rains.
George kept singing "all you need is love. All you need is love. All you need is love, love. Love is all you need. Erpkaaay? Erpkay, erpkay, errrrkaaay". Freddie was okay with George's weirdness, unlike Brian who laughed at him—Freddie just didn't want George to become like his last servant John Lennon.
Suddenly, Freddie heard someone knocking the door. Freddie opened the door and saw Roger shivering and wet.
"Are you okay, my dear?" Freddie hugged him.
"M-M-M-Mick chased me d-d-d-down the street," Roger stuttered.
"Ah, it's just Mick, sweetie pie. Never mind him," said Freddie. "Come on, get inside, darling. You must be freezing."
Gah. Why does he call Roger darling, my dear, angel, sweetheart, sweetie pie, cutie, and baby all the time? Brian thought jealously.
George gave Roger a towel from the bathroom. "Use it, erpkaaaaay?"
"Hey, my name's not 'Erkay' or whatever you just called me," said Roger. "By the way, who are you?"
Freddie covered his face with his palm. "Oh, God. He's my new servant. His name is George but I call him 'Babu O'Really.' Never mind him. He was trying to say 'okay', but he can only say 'erpkay' instead of 'okay.'"
"Would you like a cup of tea?" George asked in his most perfect British accent.
Roger nodded. "Yes. I'm cold. Can you get me a blanket?"
"Eerrrpkay!" said George.
George kept singing "All You Need Is Eeeeerpppkay" and "Octopus Garden" while cleaning up Roger's room. Brian started writing down his plans to get rid of Roger.
The stupid servant. Yes. Stupid Crazy George could help me.
=To be continued=