Authors Note: Sorry about the long wait!
A lot of stuff has happened and the next chapter is pretty difficult to write because we finally get to go into Shizuo's point of view. So it's a biggie!
Also, due to personal issues and the nature of this story, this has gotten increasingly difficult to write because it makes me upset. I'm just kinda being a wimp though so I'll get over it.
Also I've been self-medicating with Homestuck. I have joined that fandom 8l
Here's something silly that I meant to put in the last chapter but never did. I literally have troves of conversations between Sasha and Izaya that we never see.
Sasha: AH HA! AH HA! I KNEW IT! DETAILS, IZAYA! YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS WITHOUT GIVING ME THE DETAILS!
Izaya: We kissed. What more do you want?
Sasha: What was it like? WAS IT EVERYTHING SEXY THAT I PREDICTED IT WOULD BE?
Sasha: Okay, well this is how I think it went down.
Izaya: Oh, please no. I said "please"! I still haven't lived down your last porno.
Sasha: You sneak away from Shinra and Celty and go to Shizuo's room. He's lying in bed in nothing but his sweatpants and you get a good look at that hot bod of his. Mmm, sexy, right? You lick your lips and stare at him as if he's made out of candy!
Sasha: Suddenly! You can't contain yourself! YOU LUNGE ON HIM! YOU KISS THE FUCK OUT OF HIM! THEN YOU FUCK LIKE THE HORNY RABBITS YOU ARE! (You are on top, obviously).
Sasha: And all of it was sexy. All of it.
Sasha: Even the part where you swallow his love liquid.
Izaya: I am deleting this immediately.
Sasha: Aww, did I give you an insta-boner? :D
Izaya: No, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Sasha: Too much semen?
Izaya: GOOD LORD WOMAN STOP.
Sasha: You love it, otherwise you wouldn't be talking to me :p