A/N: Okay, I CANNOT BELIEVE NO ONEHAS THOUGHT OF THIS YET! And since no one has I shall be the first to post it. Lol So, come up to the lab and see what's on the slab; ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, The Butler Horror Picture Show!

Butler Horror Picture Show

Intro

Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear
Claude Raines was the invisible man

Grell Sutcliffe- A Scientist

Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace it came from outer space
And this is how the message ran:

Ciel Phantomhive- A Heroine

Science Fiction - Double Feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See androids fighting Brad and Janet

Sebastian Michaelis- A Hero

Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show

The Undertaker- A Handyman

I knew Leo G. Carroll was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot when I saw Janet Scott
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills

Mey-Rin- A Domestic

Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills
But when worlds collide, said George Pal to his bride

I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills, like a:

Madam Red- A Groupie

Science Fiction - Double Feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See androids fighting Brad and Janet

Tanaka- A Rival Scientist

Science Fiction - Double Feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet

Pluto- A Creation

Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show.
I wanna go, oh-oh, to the late night double feature picture show.

William Spears- An Expert

By RKO, oh-oh, at the late night double feature picture show.
Baldroy- An ex-delivery boy

In the back row at the late night double feature picture show.

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Chapter I

"Well I be damned, no pun intended, who would've ever thought of the Viscount Druitt getting married?" Sebastian said, looking at the blonde man walking out of the church with his "bride"

"The astonishing thing is who he's getting married to, when I thought the imbecile couldn't get any less taste." Ciel was of course referring to Alois, who was walking out of the church with the Viscount.

"If he can't have one earl he'll have another, cross dressing or otherwise-"

"Shut up!"

"Time to toss the bouquet~! Ciel, it's not just ladies, get in the crowd!" Alois shouted.

Ciel's eye twitched.

"Come bocchan, it will be fun." Sebastian smirked, pushing the boy into the crowd of females, "Think of it as a game."

The boy glared at his butler and was unaware of the bouquet being thrown in the air and landing perfectly in his hands. The entire group of girls groaned, why'd Ciel have to catch it!

Confused by the glares he was receiving, Ciel looked down at his hands to see the perfect arrangement in his hands.

"GAAAAH!"

"Well, Ciel does win every game now doesn't he?" Alois said to himself.

"And now it's time to take throw the garter Whoever catches it gets to put it on the Earl Phantomhive!" The Viscount shouted happily, beginning to roll up his pant leg.

"Okay we're out of here!" Ciel growled and began running, Sebastian following closely after him.

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"Ugh, that was ridiculous." Ciel groaned, sitting on a tombstone.

Him and Sebastian had ran a mile or so and ended up at the cemetery.

"Hey, bocchan." Sebastian said.

"What Sebastian?" asked Ciel.

"I have something to say."

"Then spit it out."

"I really loved the skillful way,

You didn't even try to beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet."

"What the hell's that supposed to mean? I didn't want this bloody thing in the first place!" Ciel growled.

"The river was deep but I swam it, bocchan
The future is ours so let's plan it, bocchan
So please don't tell me to can it, bocchan
I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, bocchan, I love you...
" Sebastian sung.

"Wait what!" Ciel yelled.

"The road was long but I ran it, bocchan
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, bocchan
If there's one fool for you then I am it, bocchan
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Dammit, bocchan, I love you..."
Sebastian continued.

"You're more of an imbecile then Alois and the Viscount mixed together."

"Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker." He sung, pulling the Phantomhive ring out of his jacket.

"Wait how'd you get that off my finger?"

"There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh My L-O-R-D I love you so." Sebastian got on his knee and put the ring on Ciel's thumb as he always did, but this time with passion in his eyes.

"Heh, my ring's better the Alois had, Sebastian,

But are you trying to make me so glad, Sebastian,

Without my mum and my dad, Sebastian,

I've on thing to say and that's,

Sebastian, I'm getting mad at you!"

"Oh dammit." Sebastian growled.

Ciel rubbed his temples, "What the bloody hell is this about anyway, are you asking me to marry you or something?"

Sebastian smirked and nodded.

"Oh you've got to be kidding me."

"Bocchan, just as a game,"

"So you just serenaded me, told me you loved me, and proposed to me… for a game?" Ciel asked.

"Correct."

"And I assume you want me to play as well."

"Where's the fun if you don't, bocchan?"

"Alright, what the hell. Let's go back to the manor and tell Tanaka we're getting married."

Inner-Sebastian: 'YES!'

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A/N: lol what do you think of my first chapter? It's kind of stupid yes, but aren't all first chapters? I'll post the second one soon. Love you all ^_^ Review please. ^_^