SITREP: DATE: 21-7-3027

TIME: 22:38:29 ZULU EARTH STANDARD TIME

LOCATION: PLANET G562/ POKEMAN PLANET

BOLO:XXV/D 001937 LOL OF THE LINE

CONDITION: BATTLE REFLEX MODE

REDINESS: 95.2276%

IN ROUTE TO: LZ 67629 ALPHA

In route to next target after completed mission at Eterna City. My commander is asleep as he had been continuously awake for 50h19min26sec in battle conditions as we were fighting the forces of Mega Mew 2. I let him sleep as he has been asleep for only 1h43min02sec. We are traveling over lightly forested ,rolling hill terrain at 55kph. When contact was made via external motion, heat and sound sensors bearing 270-2. Two bipedal animals, one confirmed as a human, closing onto a interception course at 8.0467kph. I come to a stop and wait 30 seconds before collision and wait for the lead animal to break through the brush so that I may positively identify. A yellow animal standing erect on its hind legs, weight 6.0kg height . in front of me. I search my data base of known species to this planet and identify animal as a Pikachu. I hear the human shout "Pikachu no stop" I analyze vocal prints and ID the human as a male. The male exits the light under brush and falls down. 45.3592kg 1.2527m male approximate age 11 years Earth standard time. The Pikachu says "Pikachuuuuuuu" and discharges a 99,765.09 volt electrical current from its body. My battle screen absorbs the current and I shunt it to my reserve capacitors. I acknowledge the attack and fire my bow/port number 2 ion-bolt infinite repeater. Discharge rate .5sec. at 512 MW. Target vaporizes. The human male stands up and shouts "No". I note that his tear ducts are discharging fluid at a rapid rate. He throws two spheres at me .Primary colors red/white diameter .1m weight 5.25kg. Both spheres bounce off my hull and open. One sphere discharges a Bulbasaur and the other discharges a Chairizard. I again acknowledge the attack . I fire my bow/port number 1 ion-bolt infinite repeater . Discharge rate 1.127 sec. at 512MW. Sweep from left to right and vaporize all three targets. I scan for more targets and up link to satellite reconnaissance. Complete scan in .7239sec. No further threats detected for 204.8km. Continue to LZ67629 ALPHA. at 55kph. I will notify my commander of incident upon his awaking.

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BOLO XXV/D 001937 LOL OF THE LINE

DINACHROME BRIGRADE