Shall I compare thee to a Pineapple?

"Lassie, I've figured out why I love you."

"You have?"

"Yep. You're like a pineapple. And you know how much I love pineapples."

"How am I like a pineapple?"

"Well you're all rough and spiky on the outside but once you peel away that rough exterior, you're sweet and wet and delicious. And a little acidic too."

"Well that's very sweet Shawn."

"And a little sour but you taste great on my tongue. "

"Okay let it go."

"And I can slice you into little rings and put you on ham and…uh oh, I went too far again didn't I?"