" Please dad all the other kids are going next year even choji is going why can't I "
I had pleaded multiple times but it didn't seem to make a diffrence I sighed as he pretended to ignore me I walked over to mum who was busy chopping carrots for dinner I sat up on the stool and stared at her until she said
" No is the answer shikimaru and that is how it is going to stay maybe if you are good next year you can go "
I grumbled under my breath and jumped off the stool I then had a good idea formulating in my mind I casually strolled over to where my mother was busily chopping carrots I yanked on her dress to get her attention she looked down I spoke quickly and said
" Mummy what is the noise I hear some nights does daddy hurt you cause I hear you yelling out daddy's name "
My mother instantly went as red as her eyes and she put the knife down and yelled
" ASUMA honey we need to have a discussion now "
I heard dad get up from the couch he walked into the kitchen he had just lit a cigeratte and mumbled
" What is it honey "
Mummy and daddy then spelt out some words which included last night, awake and sex I was smart cause mummy and daddy didn't know I could spell yet eventually they stopped talking and daddy took me into his room where he sat me down for a man to man talk
" Okay shikimaru you know exactly what was going on last night and I am willing to let you go to the ninja acedemy for being smart enough to blackmail us okay but there is also a punishment do you agree"
I was so happy I jumped up and down and screamed out yes and tackled dad in a hug he lifted me up and took me out into the kitchen where dad said
" Kurenai he agrees to our conditions "
mummy and daddy smiled scarily then because daddy led me into a room full of newspapers and he said
" now as your punishment you will have to sort this out for your mother "
I stood shocked until dad left the room I began the tedious task of sorting them out and thinking
" me and my big mouth "
okay a introduction by the way shikimaru is only 7 and no this is not a yaoi please review