To: AlannatheLioness

From: KingJon

I happen to like my wife…

To: Horsemistress

From: Storkman

Daine's barking.

To: Storkman

From: Horsemistress

What?

To: HorseMistress and Storkman

From: Badger

She thinks she's a wolf you idiots.

To: Badger

From: Storkman

She what!

To: AlannatheLioness

From: Storkman

I need to see you. Now.

To: Storkman

From: AlannatheLioness

Mithros Numair, can't it wait?

To: AlannatheLioness

From: Badger

Go to Daine's rooms. Immediately.

To: Public

From: Ilovethelioness

I 3 u Alanna! I don't care if you don't feel the same way! I'll wait!

To: Ilovethelioness

From: AlannatheLioness

I said, Sir Alanna the Lioness of Pirate's Swoop and Olau, the King's Champion. I don't even know who you are. Also, I'm married. Ever heard of it?

To: AlannatheLioness

From: Ilovethelioness

I'm not.

To: AlannatheLioness

From: WildMage

Awooooo

To: WildMage

From: AlannatheLioness

If you're a wolf, how do you use a computer?

To: AlannatheLioness

From: Lent

How do you use a computer? They haven't even been invented yet.

To: Lent

From: AlannatheLioness

Point.

To: AlannatheLioness

From: Storkman

I'm not a healer! What do I do!

To: Storkman

From: AlannatheLioness

Release her.

To: AlannatheLioness

From: Storkman

What!

To: Storkman

From: AlannatheLioness

I was taught that when a wild animal was healed, you were supposed to release it into the wild.

To: AlannatheLioness

From: Storkman

Are you crazy! I'm not letting her go!

To: Storkman

From: AlannatheLioness

Cruelty to animals…