Disclaimer – Me not CH.

Eric's grumbles.

Dear Blood bags ,

I'm not an overgrown teddy bear and nor will I ever be. Please stop making me 'fall in love' . I'm a vampire. WE DO NOT LOVE!

Yours sincerely ,

Eric the Northman.

A/N – So I've got Sam and Pam and Bill coming up next...what do you think they will grumble about?