A/N: Hello, I have been dying to write this for a while now. Lol. So, I'll be sorting already-sorted characters, not next-generation, for now, although I will sort them eventually. This is going to be a very long story. And I'm doing practically every character at one point, but I'll take requests on who to do next, in order they are given. Anyway, hope you enjoy! : ) Oh yeah, bold is the sorting hat talking, italics is the sortee, and regular is, well, regular.

"Dumbledore, Aberforth!"

A nervous boy with short, auburn, hair walked up to the stool, and put the sorting hat on his head, seeing only black.

Hmm… you seem like you are very cunning.

I don't want to be in Slytherin.

Ah… I don't think you are quite right for it anyway.


What house do you want to be in?

I get to choose?

No, but your choice is considered.

Hmm, well, I'd like to be in Gryffindor, like Albus.

Ah, Albus. Your brother? Very smart young man.

Yeah, I know.

I see you hear that a lot, and you're jealous.

A bit, I guess.

More than a bit.

Er, anyway, can I be in Gryffindor?

Hmm… you are quite brave. Not smart enough for Ravenclaw.


It's true.


You are loyal, but not enough for Hufflepuff.

So, Gryffindor, then?

I do believe it would be-


Aberforth smiled, and walked to the Gryffindor table. They were clapping, and some, like Albus, cheering. Hogwarts would be wonderful.

A/N: So, do you think having the sorting, than a bit of reaction, is good? Let me know in a review please, and also if you like the story. : )