Interview with Count Vladislaus Dragulia….

heyy this is cubanagurl saying that there is gonna be an interview with Count Vladislaus Dragulia...Yay! Two authors sent me questions for Dracula to answer...the two lucky authors to have their questions published...Starzilla and MissHaileeR!

Dracula: Hello everyone... I am Count Vladislaus Dragulia...and I am here to do an interview... I am not quite sure why I am doing this...but I would be glad to answer all your questions... So the first interview will be with...Starzilla! Wait, Starzilla? I remember her...she's the crazy one who mixes me with all these random people..

cubanagurl: Please don't pay attention to him...he's a meany...now, Dracula, why are you being rude?

Dracula: I cant help it...

cubanagurl: Apologize...

Dracula: Sorry... Let's start! first question...

Starzillla's Interview..

~Do werewolves really like vampire meat?~

Dracula: Uggh...YES! Well, think about it, why would I have a werewolf antidote then? Stupid werewolves...such a pain..

~What do you think of Edward Cullen?~

Dracula: You mean Peter Pan, right? Or is it Tinker Bell? Anyway, Edward Cullen is a pain in the a$$, he is soooo annoying! I mean what vampire is a veggetarian, sparkles like a pixie, and practices absintence? Seriously... He is a disgrace to us all...

~ Do you hate him to death?~

Dracula:Heck, yeah! He is such a moron..Geez...I think he might be a transvestite...On the other hand, I think he is emo! Well, end of this interview...Next up is...You have gotta be kidding me! Not her! Anyone but her! MissHailleeR...seriously...

cubanagurl: Do you have to be that mean?

Dracula: She scarred me for life! I am in therapy now because of her... She even puts me outta character in stories...

cubanagurl: Just do the stupid interview! we haven't got all day...

Dracula: Ok...

MissHaileeR's Interview.

~Would you like it if Anna got implants?~

Dracula: Of course! Even though, she really doesn't need them... But, double d's sound good to me!

~ How much gel do you use in a week?~

Dracula: Five bottles... just to make my hair shiny and smooth...

cubanagurl: Can I touch it?

Dracula: NO! Leave the hair alone!

~Whats your favorite color?~

Dracula: Black, red, and gold...Hint: Thats why I had Anna wearing that red and gold dress (:

~Does Pepto Bismol help you with your digestive problems?~

Dracula: What kind of question is that?

MissHaileeR: I am your doctor..

Dracula: Well, in that case, no...I need new meds..Quick, I need them... Scurry off...NOW!

~Do you ever make it to the bathroom?~

Dracula: Whats with you and bathroom questions? It's personal...Yeah, I kinda don't make it to the bathroom...sadly...

~How long do you stay in there?~

Dracula: My record is two days...Wait, is this going in the web?

cubanagurl: Yes...0.o

Dracula: CRAP! Don't listen to a word I say, people! I am lying, completely...Why me?

~What kind of straightner do you use?~

Dracula: I use a new one called Revlon...or whatever its called...its pretty good...

NOW...leave me alone... I am going to sleep...Someone care to join me in my coffin?

Brides: MEEEE!

Dracula: Uh no...

cubanagurl: I am guessing me...

Dracula: Maybe...

cubanagurl: Oh boy...

I hope you liked it...Now, my fellow authors and authoresses if you want to interview Dracula...send me questions...he will be glad to answer it! REVIEW MY LOVES! Two interviews per chappie by the way... -cubanagurl