Another Interview with Count Vladislaus Dragulia...

Heyyy it is I cubanagurl...this is yet another interview with our beloved Count Dracula...

Dracula: Yeah, yeah I think they get it, cubanagurl...

cubanagurl: You just ruined my enterance!

Dracula: Now is is time to make mine... I am Count...

cubanagurl: They know who you are stupid...

Dracula: Whats wrong with you?

cubanagurl: Nothing..just nothing... start the interview...

Dracula: Already...first interview is with..Veronagrrl... oh yeah the one I had to explain how I had to drag Anna into the masquerade... Well, let me tell you something else, I literally dragged her once it had begun... you can just hear her screaming just outside the doors! And she bit me! Wait, I should be proud of that...

cubanagurl: START THE FRICKEN INTERVIEW ALREADY!

Dracula:o.0 ok... first question...

Veronagrrl's Interview...

~what do you do other than killing people of course?~

Dracula: Its not like I kill people for sport! Who do you think I am?

cubanagurl:Dracula the vampire...

Dracula: Hmm... well that makes sense.. Well, to answer your quite delightful question, I spend most of my time reading...and...

cubanagurl: Seducing other women...

Dracula: *clears throat*Ok, whose interview is this?

cubanagurl:Yours?

Dracula: Yes...and that means?

cubanagurl: I should go away

Dracula: Thank you! Back to my point... Sorry for the inconvinience... I also workout, and cubanagurl don't even say it...

cubanagurl: I didn't say a thing...

Dracula: Ha! You did now...HUSH! Next question..

~What do you think of the Cullens?~

Dracula: Same as I think of Edward. Pathetic,gay, emo, STUPID,useless, whiny..*whines* Why do I have to answer this question?

~If you could, would you want to sparkle?~

Dracula: Wtf? I say that sparkles are gay...Why in the world would I, Count Vladislaus Dragulia, want sparkles? It's pointless..It'll just scare the girls away, geez!

~If you were to go back in time and actually bite Anna, would you?~

Dracula: Uhmm.. this is an obvious answer...Of course I would! C'mon, you never get a girl like that everyday...They come and go,but this one..*chuckles* She just can't get enough..Oh and she wants to be drained..

Anna:Yeah, cuz I totally want to be drained by my enemy *sarcasm*

Dracula: Oh shush, Anna! You know you want me

Anna: Just listen to yourself , you sound like a desperate fool who just wants to get laid. Now that sounds familiar..

Dracula: No...never heard of it...

Anna: Uggh...Stupid bastard. *leaves*

Dracula: She digs me totally. Hmm...end of interview... Isn't there supposed to be another one?

cubanagurl: *remains silent*

Dracula: Uhh.. you can talk now...

cubanagurl: Thank all that is mighty...I thought I was gonna die from silence...

Dracula: How is that even possible?

cubanagurl: i had an espresso and chocolate...oh forgot the Monster..

Dracula: ok then...yeah where's the other interview?

cubanagurl: I am right here..

Dracula: WAIT! you are the next interview?

cubanagurl: Yup...

Dracula:This is gonna be ugly...

Cubanagurl's Interview

~ What do you mean by you and Van Helsing being ''brothers in arms?''~

Dracula: Well, we were actually very close

cubanagurl: o.o

Dracula: Not that way! Why are you always so dirty-minded?

cubanagurl: Hahaha I think thats you

Dracula: I think you are right...

~ Why do you have three brides?~

Dracula: I just wanted booty calls...

cubanagurl: Gross...

~ If you had to, would you trade the brides for Anna?~

Dracula: To tell you the truth I would...not like I would even love a human anyway..

cubanagurl: Sounds familiar...

Eric Northman: Please don't bring me into this..

cubanagurl: Too late! (:

~Are you in love with Anna?~

Dracula: Didn't I just say that I wouldn't love a human?

cubanagurl: How would I know if you are lying...

Dracula: True...well I only want her for uhmm

cubanagurl: The naughty word?

Dracula: Yeah that...

Eric: I think he loves her...

Dracula: Shut up! I wouldn't love my enemy... *sneaks a look of pic of Anna*

cubanagurl: Like you are the one to talk, Eric...

Eric: Sookie is just my pet..

cubanagurl: You defended her...

Eric: Like I said...my pet..like you have Drac as a pet..

Dracula: I am not her pet!

cubanagurl: Sit!

Dracula: Ok...

Eric: *laughs*

~What do you think of Carl?~

Dracula: irritating...annoying... Ok...we are done right?

cubanagurl: Nope.

Dracula: What now?

cubanagurl: Its time for a...

BONUS QUESTION!

Dracula: Oh geez...Ok it is from..IluvDrac...like that penname by the way... i also like my spicy latinas...

cubanagurl: *blushes* We latinas are flattered...

~ Why do you always wear black?~

Dracula: You know what? Its a vampire thing...ok? Its also how I roll...and my sorrow...of.. no feelings.. *about to cry* Ok thats all the time we have now...Ta ta!

cubanagurl: Poor dracy...

Hope you liked it...its Eric Northman by the way...cubanagurl is too busy giving Drac over there Klenex... poor guy...he just needs to get back to his feet...maybe some True Blood...*sighes* Review my sexxy ladies and gentlemen...and I shall give you the pleasure I can...just come to Shreverport,Lousiana..Fangtasia..vampire bar...and don't worry about Pam...she's just how she is... :) - Eric Northman