Nikki: Hi guys...

Hidan: What the fuck is wrong with you?


Hidan: Shut the fuck up, bitch.

Nikki: Asshole

Hidan: Whore

Nikki: Douchebag

Hidan: Slut

Itachi:*sigh* Nikki-chan doesnt own naruto, nor will she ever. MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!

Nikki and Hidan: *gets caught in illusion and starts falling asleep*


(1) Playful Mode (from Naruto)

(2) Sexyback by Justin Timberlake (a/n: i never knew sexy was gone :?)



Sasori and I decided to play a little "prank" on Hidan today. We went through a looot of trouble for this. We hid around a corner, chakras masked, and watched Hidan's door. Who knows how long we were there. But we finally heard him yawn and get up. We started giggling like kids. We heard a girly scream and we burst out laughing. He busted through his door when he heard us laugh.

"WHO THE FUCK PUT A FUCKING LIFE SIZE GORILLA PLUSH THING IN MY SHOWER?" he screamed. He saw us hiding around the corner, so we stepped into the hall. "WHY YOU- I'M GOING TO SACRIFICE YOU BOTH TO JASHIN-SAMA!" he yelled as he walked towards us, still shouting, "AND WHOEVE-" he was cut off by him falling straight into the next trap. A log swung from the ceiling and hit Hidan in the back and he zoomed past us.

We fell on the floor laughing, tears in our eyes. He turned bright red. He was FURIOUS. "I WILL FUCKING KILL ALL YOU MOTHE-" he charged at us... just to fall in a huge ditch we covered with a fake floor.

We almost died laughing. And almost peed. "I-I think-k w-we sh-should r-run-un now," I said between laughs. He nodded and we started running. Because in...






Hidan jumped out of the ditch and he sprinted after us, spewing a string of curses the whole time. We ran to the living room, but before we entered, we ducked when going through the doorframe. We casually joined everyone on the couch, including Leader-sama and Konan, just waiting. You'll see why in...




Hidan ran straight into the saran-wrap we put in the door frame. He fell on the floor, tangled in a plastic mess. "I'M GONNA KILL EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU HEATHENS! JUST YOU WAIT! JASHIN-SAMA WILL LOVE TO HAVE YOU AS SACRIFICES!" he screamed at the top of his lungs.

Once he got untangled, he charged for the group of akatsuki members, tackling me in the process. I coughed when we landed.


He leaned over and whispered in my ear in a low voice, "I'm gonna have to punish you for that, my little Sa-ku-ra slave." He rolled the 'r' just a little. He picked me up and thew me over his shoulder and walked to his room. Everyone was just staring, wondering what my punishment is. I mouthed, 'Help me!' but no one moved. I frowned and reached out for them. A couple of them blinked. We turned a corner and they disappeared.

He threw open the door and tossed me onto his bed. I looked up at him. He had the most devilous smirk ever. "Time for your fucking punishment, Sakura-chan," he said. My eyes widened as our lips met. He wasn't joking when he said FUCKING punishment. He sat next to me and pulled me onto him so I was straddling him, all without breaking the kiss. What am I doing? Ah! Dont kiss him back! I slowly kissed him back. So much for not kissing him back. He broke the kiss and his teeth grazed my ear. "Oh come on, you can do SO much better than that," he whispered in a husky voice that sent shivers down my spine.

His lips locked with mine again. He licked my lips, asking for entrance. I hesitated. He grabbed one of my breasts and I gasped, just to have his tongue thrust into my mouth. Our tongues battled for dominance, he obviously won. We pulled away from each other and gasped for air.

He kissed along my jawline, then made his way down my neck. He slowly went further, and further down. "Hm. This is a fucking problem, we'll just get that out of the way," he smirked mischievously as he took a kunai and ripped my shirt off my body. He frowned, "That too." He unhooked my bra and threw it across the room. He took one breast in his hand as he kissed and sucked on the other one. "A-Ah! Hidann!" I moaned. He switched and I arched my back. I was desperate for more.

He kissed down my body. Once he got to my skirt, he slid that off and threw it across the room as well. "Ooh. Sakura-chan's already wet," he chuckled. He kissed below my belly button. And then made his way to the inside of my thigh. My eyes were half lidded and I arched again in ecstasy. "Are you alright, Sa-ku-ra?" he teased before moving to the other thigh. "Please," I moaned. He kissed my thigh again. "Please, what?" he asked. "Stop teasing," I pleaded.

He thrusted his tongue into me. "H-Hidan! Oh Kam-i!" I yelled. He switched his tongue for his finger instead. "That's right, I want you to scream my fucking name," he said. "Ah!" I moaned again as he added another. And thrusted faster. I gripped the sheets and my back arched. He kissed and sucked on my neck. I gasped when he added a third. "Oh Hidan! Im gonna- AH!" I released. He slid his fingers out and licked them. "Mm. You taste absolutely delicious, Sakura."

He stripped down naked. My eyes widened when I saw his size. "See something you like?" he smirked. I blushed. He pulled me to the edge of the bed and positioned himself at the entrance. He bent over to whisper in my ear. "Ready, Sakura?" he asked in a husky voice. I nodded nervously. He slid into me slowly. I winced in pain and grabbed his shoulders. I was about to scream, but I was silenced by a kiss. He didn't move until the pain subsided. "Better?" he asked. I nodded. He began slowly moving in and out of me. I gasped with each thrust. He picked up speed. "Ah!" I gasped. "You feel so fucking good, Sakura," he grunted. He grabbed my hips so he could thrust harder. I ran my nails down his spine as we both released. He slid out of me and he pulled the cover over us.

"I'll have to pull more pranks on you," I said, smiling as we both fell asleep.

Me: Hope you enjoyed! It was short, but I kinda wasn't in the mood. Cuz... yeah.

Until next time... JA NE!