Disclaimer I DON NOT IN ANWAY HAVE ANY RIGHT TO AMAZING AGENT LUNA COMPRENDE?

AN: Ok so I got majorly bored in science class so I looked around for a bit and so saw the fantabulous Scientific Method (I don't own that either) and thought wait a fuckin minute don't they have like a control (in this case normal person) and like 3 test subjects or whatever so Luna couldn't be the only one born in a test tube according to my theory so after kickin the idea around in my head for a bit I was JESUS CHRIST IN NEED TO WRITE THIS SHIT LIKE NOW! Unfortunately I came to this realization in the middle of lunch and apparently I said this under my breath so my friends thought I was crazy for bit Oh well win some lose some not sure what this saying has to do with anything concerning me but it's late, I'm tired, enjoy

Characters (made in my wonderful/peverted/fangirl/horrific/imaginative mind late also equals hyper):

-Solaris: Male same height as Luna; you know the guards in the first chapter that Luna beats up? Well he wears the same kind of beret as them, don't ask why; blonde hair with green eyes and muscular; was trained to be a bodyguard/super soldier for the military, so like a Spartan from Halo, except young and kinda handsome my mind; basically grew up with Luna; was "made" a hour after Luna

-Artemis: Like the name implies female black hair with brown eyes; hair is usually tied up in a ponytail; Master Marksman includes archery, guns, darts, etc; no relation to the Apollo below, Apollo Justice, or the actual god

-Apollo: was made to be a partner to Artemis; deals in close range combat hand-to-hand, blades, etc; Male brown hair blue eyes has messy hair like Oliver

-Kat: Normal, as in no born in test tube; parents died in a fire when she was a baby; showed amazing athletic ability growing up and the CIA lab dude people brought her in to be the "control group"; quickly made friends with the rest of the kids and told them "About the world outside", Female blonde hair blue eyes

Oh, yeah will be slight OOCness or a lot depends on how the I decide to let the story play out

Chapter 1: WHAT!

Life at Noble High was by no means the most normal thing you will ever come into contact with. With the count of Bruckenstien, an owl who almost always sits the principals shoulder, a former navy seal as a gym teacher, the Wicked Witch Elizabeth Westbrook, oh and not to mention the mysterious ninja girl who saved the school at the dance last year. Though this was, somehow, something a place you got used to. After the events at the dance last year the rumors in the school exploded about the ninja

"What about Mrs. Fujiwara?"

"No she was with Dreyfus during the fight"

"What about Westbrook?" "

You kidin me she wouldn't do anything to risk the nail polish on her fingers"

"Collins?"

"Hmm...No too innocent."

The rumors circulated with the occasional interrogation on the part of the pervs who wanted to know who it was.

Though without a doubt the aforementioned pervs would've been quite pissed to learn that the 2 people who actually knew who she was were, Oliver Riggs and Jonah Von Brucken. The boys in question were currently sitting with said ninja girl and her friend under a sakura tree.

"So…Jonah you gonna keep coming to school in that giant limo of yours." said Oliver to his enemy turned friend Jonah Von Brucken (AN: I just love writing/saying that name)

"Hmm…who knows, not like I have much say on the matter."

But his full focus wasn't exactly on the conversation. He was more concerned more with his nervous looking enemy turned friend turned girlfriend.

"Say Luna are you OK?"

Luna looked up at him a flash of surprise on her face but it disappeared as quickly as it had appeared.

"Oh, yeah just a little out of it today I guess" she said while flashing him a smile.

"Why is she lying to me?" By now he knew what her fake smile was and what her true smile was. Apparently so did Francesca and Oliver.

"Are you OK?"

"Yeah, if your not gonna tell Jonah or Francesca you can at least tell me!" said a very worried Oliver.

"Nothing…It…Its just that I've got a feeling about today." She said with a sigh.

"Not too sure if it's a good or bad feeling though" adding a slight shrug to the end of her sentence

"Well, if that's the case then how about this" Jonah said in a finalizing tone" you continue being the same as you always are and if this feeling of yours is bad we'll be there to help you 'K?"

With that Jonah, Francesca, and Oliver gave her a reassuring smiles

"Ahh... what did I ever do to get friends like you?" grabbing them all in a big hug. All Oliver and Francesca could do was smile at each other, laugh, and reply "We should be asking that question."

On the other hand all Jonah could do was look at her and say "Friend?" all while giving her a knowing smirk.

"Oh all right, what did I ever do to get a boyfriend like you? Happy?"

"Oh, maybe" leaning in to give her a kiss

Francesca watching this scene leaned into Oliver and pecked him on the check causing the boy to turn a startling shade of red before saying"I should be asking that question too, y'know" while she leaned into his shoulder. (AN: Timothy got accepted into collage, he's just that smart, so break up=tears=comfort=hooking up with the skater boy BOO-YAH!)

"I think we both have answers to that question, but we just don't know how to answer." said a smiling Jonah. (I wonder will this be a future plot point hmm...)

"Oh, don't worry me and Luna will be waiting right here for the answer."

"Yep!" said a now cheerful Luna looking up to Jonah because by now she too was laying against her boyfriend. All was peaceful until-

BRING!

Francesca shot up grabbing Luna's hand and started running toward the school doors and yelled over shoulder" Hurry up you two! You're gonna be late!"

Jonah and Oliver just stood there watching the dust cloud they had left behind in silence, until Oliver said" That god damned bell!" Jonah could only look at him and say" I think this I one of those times when we're in COMPLETE agreement." They both looked at each other and joined the rush of kids heading for the doors.

5 Min Later

A limo came roaring up the rode, it stopped by the curb. The driver got out opened the door...BAM!

"TACTICAL RETREAT!"

The driver was pushed over on the sidewalk his hat was blown off at that point he had driven them 2 ½ hours 2 hours from the airport 30 min to the school. He had listened to them argue and fight by this point all he was thinking

" Dear god I shouldn't have taken this for the government or not!" He was hit by a flying bag thrown by a blonde, blue eyed American.

"Solaris, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE! SO I CAN KILL YOU!"

"Kat, listen c'mon you know I didn't mean, so c'mon seriously put the bag down, please"

Solaris said in a rather timid voice, Kat just looked at him 5 seconds passed before a sadistic smile broke out on her face.

"Oh, trust I'll put the bag down, AFTER I FINISH KICKIN' YOUR ASS!"

She would've hit him, had not a guy with brown haired and blue eyed snuck up behind Kat and grabbed both of her arms.

"C'mon Kat let the poor guy go-"he would've continued his sentence but he, to the drivers great surprise (yes he's still there) was hit in the head with an eraser.

"Why! Arty you could've hitting me with any thing so why; why an eraser!"

A girl with black hair and brown eyes got out of the car.

"A.) it's Artemis you twit and B.) Apollo you should really stop getting into their fights you're gonna get hurt one of these days."

"Aww are you worried about me"

"NO YOU TWIT! I just need you to stay out of the hospital so you can watch my back for me"

"Oh, that's not all I'll be watching" with a mischievous glint in his eyes.

"YOU PERV!" running toward him the anger in her eyes could've, at that point, depicted the fires of Hell. Apollo laughing at this point started to run around with a girl hell bent on destroying him chasing him.

"Oh, looks like you've been the new students we've been looking forward to seeing!" said a bright cheerful voice from behind them.

"Oh, excuse me were we bothering anyone?"

"Well with that little show I'd be surprised if anyone wasn't disturbed but it's not any trouble now lets go see about getting your class list hmm?" she walked for a bit before turning around and face palming while saying"Oh, yes I forgot to mention I'm the principal, Principal Ohlinger, (AN: OK who else thought Bond, James Bond when you read that) The kids not needing further invitation followed after her. The driver realizing that he was still on the ground picked himself up looked after the kids shrugged got into the car and his only regret was that he couldn't ask for a pay raise from his government.

Lunch

"Ugghh! No offense Luna but your mom's insane" said Oliver riding on his signature skateboard.

"Don't worry about, but go easy on her she's just a little upset right now." A little bead of sweat forming on her forehead "What I just said HAS to be the understatement of the centaury!"

It was at this point Luna became aware to the whispers of her classmates around her.

"Hey...what rumors circulating around now?"

"Didn't you hear a new kid's coming and not just one but 4! Can you believe it (Ha-ha Naruto) said Francesca ever mindful of the rumors, stories, hook-ups, break-ups, and every legend and ghost story in the school.

"Really who are they?"

"Don't answer that Francesca, cuz I've got something better than names."

"Really Mister Count what would that be?" she said with mischievous glint in her eyes

"Faces, my dear Francesca" he said looking at her with that all-knowing smirk of his.

"Really, Where!" Luna said jumping up in down in excitement.

"Over there in the lunch line, see the tall blonde guy with the beret checking out the Something Surprise?"(1)

"Oh yeah I see him if I remember correctly his names supposed to be-" Francesca was stopped mid-sentence by the far-away look on Luna's face.

"H-Hey Luna you alri-"

"Solaris"

"W-What" said a very confused looking Oliver

"h-How did you kn- he-hey where are you going!" yelled out a very confused and very ignored Francesca.

Jonah just watched as his girlfriend pushed her way through the crowd to get to this guy " Who IS this guy!"

"...nah... HEY!" screamed Oliver

"What was that for!"

"You were spacing out and weren't listening to me."

So you yell in my EAR!"

"Yep, pretty much!" Oliver replied a grin plastered on his face

"Hey shut up you two she reached him!" smacking her boyfriend over the head

"Oww..." muttered Oliver.

"Sol (cuz I don't want to write his name all the time)

"L-Luna" he gave here a look of surprise that turned into joy proceeded to turn to Artemis gave her his plate with a" Be back in a sec." and ran like the hounds of hell themselves were chasing him.

"Well that's strange" Artemis having not seen what made Solaris run turned around,

"Are you gonna take back your goddamned food or- " Realizing who she was talking to she dropped his food on the ground with a loud THWACK!

"OhMiGod Luna its you! JESUS CHRIST didn't anyone ever tell to not just to go AWOL on someone like that!"

Apollo and Kat noticing all the stares they were getting turned around seeing Luna Apollo almost choked on all the food he'd stuffed in his mouth in the line. Kat just stood there and, if physically possible, her jaw could've hit the ground.

"LUNA!" They screamed while the girl in question was hit with a flying tackle/hug.

"You guys are happy to see me." Giggling at the end of her sentence.

"Are you kidding me!" Artemis yelled" High school is hell on Earth I'm just happy to have an ally IN this hell hole!"

"Hey what about Kat and Soul and lets not forget about yours truly?" Apollo whined

"You don't count." She relied in a matter-of-fact tone

"Why don't we count?"

"Your new I'm new, we're all new Luna on the other hand is not."

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"Everything"

"OK, I'm lost what does 'everything' mean in this situation?"

"Social status" said Kat feeling left out of the conversation.

"When have we ever cared about social status?" asking with a blank expression.

"Right now!" said Artemis back in the conversation

"Now THAT clears things up"

"Not my fault you can't see change happen right in front of you."

"Oh, I can see change just FINE, thank you very much."

"What's that supposed to mean."

"Oh, nothing Mrs. Coffee Maker" he said with a smirk

"ONE TIME, IT WAS ONE TIME 3 GODDAMNED YEARS AGO! AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT I KILL YOU AND PERSONALLY TOSE YOUR CORPSE INTO HELL!"

"Oh of course Mon Cher"

"DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK FRENCH TO ME!"

"Glad to see not much has changed since I left huh?" Luna said a bead of sweat forming on her head watching the scene unfold before her.

"Why should it?" said Sol coming up from behind her.

"Where you all this time?" eyeing him skeptically

"In the hallway trying to figure out what the hell to say about your sudden appearance." shrugging at the end of his sentence.

"Sudden? I've been here for a year already your appearance is the sudden one."

"OK, point ta- WHY IS MY FOOD ON THE GROUND!" seeing his food on the floor. "ARTEMIS I GAVE YOU MY FOOD TO LOOK AFTER NOT TO DROP ON THE FLOOR!"

"WELL SORRY! JUST GET YOUR ASS BACK IN LINE AND GET SOME MORE FOOD."

"THAT WAS PERFECTLY GOOD FOOD AND YOU JUST DROPPED IT ON THE GROUND." On the sidelines of the argument Apollo and Kat were making bets on who would give up first.

"Oh, would you look at that Collins is playing nice with the new kids!" said a voice not previously in the conversation. Who did this voice belong to well none other than the dictator of Noble High Elizabeth Westbrook.

"I hear that all of those people" indicating Luna and the others" all have parents from the US government and not only that, CIA brats"

Kat got up beside Luna and whispered in her ear

"Psst, Luna is that one of those rich thinks she's better than everyone girls?'

"Yep, pretty much." Luna said while giving a slight nod.

"Ok, I'll try communicating with it" giving a slight smirk.

"W-What?"

"Just watch" walking in the direction of Elizabeth

"HELLO!"

w-What?" Elizabeth said stammering

"I AM FROM TEXAS I NO HAVE AS MUCH MONEY AS YOU I HAVE ONE DOLLAR BILLS DO YOU?"

"w-What?" still confused on the situation.

"OH NOEZ THE POOR THING DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE!"

"What are you yelling for" she said stomping her foot on the ground"

"I AM TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU!"

"I CAN ALREADY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!"

"CAN YOU!"

"YES!"

"IT'S AMAZING I CAN COMMUNICATE WITH IT!"

"UGH YOU'RE SUCH A FREAK!" she screamed turning around "lets go girls its not worth it." As Kat watched her walk away her high heels clacking until, at last, a loud slam announce that she had left. Kat sighed and said

"Well that takes care of that."

Artemis turned to her "You do realize that you are now target #1, right?"

"Yep, but I have to admit becoming target #1 has never been so much fun." Turning back to Luna she said "Well let's go see your over and the rest of you NOTHING ELSE TO SEE HERE MOVING ALONG, MOVE ALONG!" she directed this part to the rest of the cafeteria that had gathered over the dropped food, the arguing, and the new girl yelling at THE Elizabeth Westbrook.

The friends in question were standing in the crowd all wondering the exact same thing: "What just happened? Who are these people? What are we going to do now?"

Wrote this all in one sitting WHOOH! My fingers are now bloody stumps; anyway second chapter at the very latest should be posted on Sunday. Review and you COULD save a small pony, probably not though.

(1) Something Surprise: You know that glop they will put on your plate at school lunches? Yeah well you know the stuff that you don't know what's in ti all you know is that it's bubbling, and something moving in it, and there's a hair floating around in it THAT's something surprise is