HA. Cause I'm not late or anything...anyway, I am so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, SO, so, so, so, so, so, sosososososo, SOSO, so, so, so, SO sorry for the long waiting period. I said a few days...aha, it's been a few years LOL. Things happened, drama came fourth, etc. Crap got real. Anyways, here it is! Well, the first few chapters I've finished anyways (1-6). I completely forgot about this, and when I remembered it, I thought, "I'M AN ABUSIVE AUTHOR" so I decided to finish it. I'm working on it now again, and I'm working on the rest of the finished chapters (7-22). Please forgive me :c I feel awful.

But...in an attempt to brighten things up, here's a corny hookup line:

"Do you live in a cornfield? Because I'm stalking you."

AHAHAHAHAHA. Funny. Anyways HAHA. Sorry, again. So, seriously...aha that was good. Right, here's the chapter. Forgiveme. I know you want to.


Chapter One

A What?!

Story Title: Pure White Feelings

"Wait, what?" Lavi said, unclear of what he heard.

"You and Kanda are going on a mission to capture a horse."

"Wait, what?"

Komui sighed wearily. "Lavi, this is the seventh time I've told you. You and Kanda are going on a mission to-"

"I heard you, I just didn't know if you said horse or if I imagined it." Nobody said anything, and then Kanda snapped.

"What the fuck? Why are you sending me to go after some dumb animal?"

"Kanda," Komui said. "This 'dumb animal' apparently has innocence according to some finders."

"And?"

Komui stared at him. "So go get it."

"What?"

"For god sakes! Go get the horse and come back," he said irritably. Lavi opened his mouth to say something but Komui stopped him. "GO AWAY! COME BACK WITH A HORSE!"

They said nothing and then left the room. Komui got a weird glance from Lavi. As usual, he got a glare from Kanda.

"So..." Lenalee said awkwardly as she and Miranda were standing in Komui's office with him staring at them.

"Sweet Lenalee~!" he cooed. "Lavi and Kanda are on a mission. I'm afraid they'll have problems with the.. innocence.. so I'm sending you two." He sighed deeply. "Be careful, both of you."

They nodded. Miranda spoke. "S-So, what's.. why a-aren't they a-able to get the i-innocence o-on their own?"

"I don't know. I just feel like they'll need a little help."

"I feel like there's something you're not telling me, Komui."

". . ."

"Tell. Me."

"The innocence is in a horse and Lavi's never been good at handling animals.. I fear that Kanda will make sushi.."

"Sushi is fish, nii-san."

"SAME CONCEPT. Now go, I don't want to waste time risking the animals' safety while they're out there."

"Fine. We'll be back before you know it."

"You better."

"Soooooooooooooooooo, Yuu..." Lavi started.

"Don't call me that."

"But YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

"SHUT UP DAMNIT!"

"But we're friends, aren't we?"

"No. We're not."

"OUCH!" Lavi said dramatically, placing a hand over his heart in pretend hurt. "I'm offended."

"Good," Kanda said, not looking at the other boy.

"So, what's up with this weird innocence?" Lavi said, getting serious.

"How the fuck should I know? I could care less about a stupid animal," Kanda snapped. He could be doing so many more effective things right now...

"You should care, because first of all, it's innocence. Two, it could be innocence we've never discovered before. This might be a possibility to defeat the Earl."

Kanda snorted. "Like hell it will. Those finders haven't found anything even close to innocence lately. Why, all of a sudden, would they find this animal that supposedly has innocence?"

"Chance, perhaps?"

"I doubt it."

"You're so negative!"

"Tch."

"So, what did the finders say?" Lenalee asked Miranda as they were walking onto the train away from Kanda and Lavi.

"T-They said that a person w-was seen t-transforming i-into a horse.."

"And they suspected that to be innocence?"

"I-I guess.."

Lenalee sat down on the seat in the room they were to be staying in. She looked deep in thought before asking for a description of the person and horse.

"The...the horse was white, a-and the person's hair w-was white too. T-They saw some red m-mark on their face, b-but they didn't know what i-it was."

"Well...I don't think it will be too hard finding this person or horse. A white horse in a small town. Not many wild horses run free anymore. And if they're in human form, a person with white hair should be easy to spot. Not to mention, both forms have a red mark on their face."

"You're r-right."

"Do you want to know what I'm worried about?"

"Sure."

"I'm worried that Kanda is killing Lavi right now..."

On another part of the train...

"I APOLOGIZE SINCERELY! I DO, I REALLY DO! DON'T PUT THE WRAITH OF MUGEN ON ME! I BEG FOR THE MERCY THAT'S DEEP, DEEP, DEEP, DEEP INSIDE YOUR SOUL THAT YOU MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE!"