I OWN NOTHING!
Rated T for the innuendo.
"Ok, everyone, this is a reminder that your term paper is due next week." His teacher, a young 20 something, dronned about the importance of turning in the report. "All of you WILL hand in the paper on time, and I ll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member."
He couldn't help it, it was the perfect opportunity, he raised his hand.
"What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
She waited till the laughter died down to answer.
"Well, I guess you ll just have to learn to write with your other hand."
Needless to say, he didn't say another word fro the rest of the class period.