I OWN NOTHING!

Rated T for the innuendo.


"Ok, everyone, this is a reminder that your term paper is due next week." His teacher, a young 20 something, dronned about the importance of turning in the report. "All of you WILL hand in the paper on time, and I ll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member."

He couldn't help it, it was the perfect opportunity, he raised his hand.

"Yes, Kida-kun?"

"What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"

She waited till the laughter died down to answer.

"Well, I guess you ll just have to learn to write with your other hand."

Needless to say, he didn't say another word fro the rest of the class period.