Coming to an American theater near you: The new, improved, and 100 percent inoffensive The King's Speech.
INT: LIONEL LOGUE'S OFFICE
King George VI: All that work down the drain. My own brother, I couldn't say a single word to him in reply.
Lionel Logue: Why do you stammer so much more with David than you ever do with me?
King George VI: 'Cos you're n... nutty well paid to listen.
Lionel Logue: Bertie, I'm not a geisha girl.
King George VI: St... stop trying to be so nutty clever.
Lionel Logue: What is it about David that stops you speaking?
King George VI: What is it about you that nutty well makes you want to go on about it the whole nutty time?
Lionel Logue: Vulgar, but fluent; you don't stammer when you swear.
King George VI: Oh, bug-juice orf!
Lionel Logue: Is that the best you can do?
King George VI: Well... nutty bug-juice to you, you greasy bragger."
Lionel Logue: Oh, a public school prig could do better than that.
King George VI: Spit. Spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit, spit!
Lionel Logue: Yes!
King George VI: Spit!
Lionel Logue: Defecation flows trippingly from the tongue!
King George VI: Because I'm angry!
Lionel Logue: Do you know the f-word?
King George VI: F... f... fornication?
Lionel Logue: Oh, Bertie.
King George VI: ... and fudge! Fudge, fudge and bug juice. Bug-juice, bug-juice, bug-juice, buggity buggity buggity, fudge, fudge, arch!
Lionel Logue: Yes...
King George VI: Bells, bells...
Lionel Logue: ...you see, not a hesitation!
King George VI: ...fudgity, spit, spit, and billy. Billy, spit and fudge and.….Tater Tots."