Gilderoy Lockhart's One Hundred and One Ways to Eat Mozerella

101. In an omlette

100. In a mushroom omlette

99. With baked beans

98. On toast

97. In ice cream

96. In jello

95. On merangue pie

94. On apple pie

93. In a milkshake

92. In a fondue with strawberries

91. On a hotdog

90. In cubes with carrots

89. In cubes with celery

88. On it's own, melted

87. On it's own, fried

86. With toothpaste

85. With shrimp

84. With artichokes

83. On fettuchini alphredo

82. In brownies

81. In a sandwich

80. With cheddar cheese

79. With brie cheese

78. With Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans

77. With chocolate frogs

76. With fizzing whisbies

75. In a stirfry

74. With chicken

73. Topping chicken nuggets

72. On tautties and stew

71. On baked potatoes

70. On mashed potatoes

69. On cooked peas and carrots

68. With butterbeer

67. In tea

66. With a cookie

65. Wearing a Weasley Jumper

64. With raw veal

63. Boiled eggs

62. With hamburgers

61. With crackers

60. With chocolate cake

59. With vanilla cake

58. With christmas pudding

57. With an orange

56. With an apple

55. With a saussage

54. Sliced and topping cereal

53. In porridge

52. In salad

51. In pasta

50. On pizza

49. With steak

48. With beef

47. With gravy

46. While writing your autobiography

45. With paper

44. With lizards, prefferably chamelons

43. With charred rats

42. With fava beans and a nice chianti

41. With Australian dingo

40. With Abbostfordian cyotes

39. With your ex-headmaster

38. With lettuce

37. With bananas and strawberry jam

36. With marmite

35. On chocolate

33. On easter eggs

32. On purple ketchup

31. On green eggs and ham

32. On jam

30. On Ham

29. With scrambled eggs

28. With chicken noodle soup

27. With broth

26. With warm blood

25. With red peppers

24. With green peppers

23. Alongside smoked salmon

22. With wild rice

21. As a sidedish for anchovies

20. On extra-extra cheese pizza

19. On chips

18. On fish

17. On fish and chips

16. With someone's frontal lobe

15. On a nice french bread

14. On potatoe chips

13. As a dipping sauce for breadsticks

12. With pumpernickle bread and dip

11. With salmon

10. With Spam

9. With Spam n' Ham

8. With Spam n' Ham n' Eggs

7. With Spam 'n Ham 'n Ham 'n Eggs

6. With Spam 'n Spam 'n Ham

5. With Spam 'n Spam 'n Spam 'n Spam 'n Spam 'n Ham n' Eggs

4. With Spam 'n Spam n' Spam 'n Spam 'n Spam 'n Spam 'n Roast Beef

3. With Spam 'n Spam n' Spam 'n Spam 'n Spam 'n Spam n' Spam n' Spam 'n a Danish

2. With Spam 'n Spam n' Spam 'n Spam 'n Spam 'n Spam n' Spam n' Spam 'n Spam

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