OK people this is a one-shot about kid flash because he is so funny! I can see him doing all of this. I really need something to unblock my writers block so here we go!
THINGS KID FLASH IS NOT ALLOWED TO DO:
1) Sneak up behind a mentor and scream "WATERMELLON TREE!"
(Black Canary is still angry about that…)
2) call Batman any of the following:"the bat-enator", "batticus", or "-even-beat-a-stupid-clown"
(Both Batman and Robin are getting tired of smacking him upside the head)
3) Tell superboy anything on TV is real
(He still salutes when a mentor walks in to the room after watching M*A*S*H* with KF)
4) Ask if kaldur is a fish or a frog
(He finds the questioning of his amphibious nature annoying as do we all, duh… he is a fish!)
5) Talk to miss m about anything romance related
(He keeps trying to trick her into a date)
6) Tell Artemis that speedy looked better in a dress than she dose
(When asked how he knows he presented a picture from an undercover mission where speedy was disguised as a girl. He was kindly reminded that he had to dress as a girl too)
7) Tell robin that his sun glasses are stupid looking
(He was admitted to the med bay with a concussion)