It was a rather normal day. The birds were chirping, the sky was clear, and the Random Brigade were chucking pastry boxes at a ps3.

"DIE, PS3," Laguz screamed, "NINTENDO IS BETTER!"

"YEAH," ThatNintendoFangirl a.k.a. Momo yelled, "HOW DARE YOU COPY THE WII REMOTE!" Though ML/Sour/Liza/whatever the heck you want to call her (though on the chapters like this one being written by Laguzgirl13, she will be referred to as ML) and Kyo weren't paying attention. Why? Because they were planning the random antics the Random Brigade would do today.

"How about we try to catch MISSLEPANDASQUIRREL?" Kyo suggested.

"But that's physically impossible," ML said, "We should talk in CAPSLOCK all day."

"We did that last week," Laguz said, stopping her pastry box throwing and wiping the pastry crumbs off her black sweatshirt and red t-shirt, "I say we go annoy TV characters and video game characters."

"That's a genius idea," Momo said, also randomly stopping and adjusting an orange sombrero that had appeared on her head mysteriously, "But who do we annoy?"

"How about we annoy someone new every day?"

"Laguz, have we ever told you how genius you are?"

"Yes you have, ML. Last time I had a good idea you said that."

"So who shall we annoy today?" Everyone pondered the question until MISSLEPANDASQUIRREL flew in and dropped Yoshi in between them. Laguz's eyes instantly turned into giant hearts as she glomped the green dino.

"Well, we can annoy him, I guess…" As Laguz was busy glomping her favorite character ever, Momo poked Yoshi.

"Hey Yoshi, are you a real boy?" Momo asked.

"Yoshi yo yo yoshi yo." Yoshi spoke in his native language. Question marks appeared above three of the randoms heads.

"He said 'Who the heck are you and why was I interrupted in the middle of SpongeBob?'" Laguz explained since she is very fluent in Yoshianese.

"Kyo, grab the peanut butter, the million foot long wire, some of Wimp's celestial hot cocoa, a giant Tom poster, and a stick." Kyo saluted to ML and ran off. Everyone wondered what ML wanted that for (minus ML of course since it's her idea) until Kyo came back with what ML asked for. ML grabbed it all and a few hours later, Yoshi was tied up in bubble wrap being questioned by the girls.

"So Yoshi, WHERE ARE THE POTATOES?" Laguz yelled.

"I don't know what you're talking about!" Yoshi was then slapped by ML. Laguz cried and cut herself in the emo corner because Yoshi got hurt when he was slapped.

"DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH US," Kyo yelled, "THAT'S LAGUZ'S JOB! NOW, TELL US WERE YOU'RE HIDING LIONHEART!" Yoshi decided to act like he knew what was going on.

"HE'S ON YOSHI'S ISLAND WITH THE MUFFIN MAN!" Laguz perked up at this.

"THE MUFFIN MAN," she said, "He's evil and will abuse the power of synergy! Quick, make haste, we must save Ivan!" They all headed off to Yoshi's Island where they started carmelldansen with the other Yoshis. The randoms then snuck off, dragging Yoshi who had been handcuffed to Laguz.

"I WUV YOU YOSHI," Laguz yelled as she tightly glomped Yoshi.

"Oh! I love Mr. L!" Momo exclaimed.

"!" ML yelled in CAPSLOCK while running in circles.

"DIMENTIO IS SO ADORABLE! AND SO IS KIRBY!" Kyo yelled.

"I HATE YOU ALL." Yoshi yelled.

"To bad," Laguz said, "You must help us destroy Birdo and Snake!"

"Can do!" Yoshi did a super cute pose where he winked and did a thumbs up with his tongue sticking out. He was glomped by Laguz again. They ran on the rainbow then fell off because Laguz tripped on her pet ladybug Ella and toppled over on the rest of them.

"That was fun!" Momo said in a Peach impression.

"We should do it again sometime!" Kyo said in a Sonic impression.

"OK," Laguz said in a Ness impression. Then Charz456 came and threw Ella at Laguz. Laguz tripped over Ella, but toppled on everyone.

"That was fun!" Momo said in a Peach impression.

"We should do it again sometime!" Kyo said in a Sonic impression.

"OK," Laguz said in a Ness impression. Charz456 hissed and left. Then everyone started skipping in circles and singing Bad Apple. After repeating the song over 9,000 times, the invisible audience clapped and invisible fan boys threw themselves at the girls. Then they saw the muffin man.

"KEEL IT!" Laguz screamed.

A WILD MUFFIN MAN HAS APPEARED. MUFFIN MAN USED MUFFIN. KYO ATE THE MUFFIN. ML USED TYFCFUKXFTFUTFMHJGHVETBVI. IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE. THE MUFFIN MAN FAINTED. MOMO HAS GAINED [insert large number here] EXPERIENCE. LAGUZ HAS GAINED OVER 9,000 EXPERIANCE. ML HAS GAINED 9,001 EXPERIANCE. KYO HAS GAINED 0 EXPERIANCE. KYO HAS THROWN MISSLEPANDASQIRREL AT THE NARRATOR. THE NARRATOR HAS FAINTED. KYO GAINED 10,000 EXPERIANCE.

"I gotta go now," Yoshi said, "I'm on a secret mission to find out if Mario is cheating on Peach with his hat or not. Later!"

"BAI AWESOME GUY!" Laguz yelled.

"SEE YA!" The other girls screamed. The girls then looked at each other with epic stares.

"EPIC ROCK PAPER SCISSORS TOURNEMENT TO THE DEATH?"

"ITZ ON LIKE A SOCK!"