Kyo was bored today. She was sitting in her Graphic Communications class, and she had absolutely nothing to do. Beside the work of course, but she obviously wasn't gonna do that.

After all, Kyo is lazy.

Suddenly, she had an idea. Hey, she thought to herself, The Random Brigade hasn't assembled in a while. Maybe we should get together again!

So she opened up her email and began typing…


"MISO FELLOW RANDOMS!" Kyo screamed as she glomped the other Randoms.

"Hey guys! It's good to see you!" Momo yelled.

"NYANYANYANYANYANYAN!" Liza… nyaned. Translation- "Hey guys! Wassup?"

"So, are we gonna get back to irritating people and trying to blow up the world and stuff?" Laguz asked, excited.

"HELLZ YEAH!" they all screeched, pumping their fists.

"Who are we gonna annoy?" Momo wondered.

"Meh, I dunno."

"Well then what was the point of this meeting?"

They looked at Kyo.

Shrug.

"LET'S GO BLOW STUFF UP!"

"YAY!"

"EXPLOSION!"

"Nononono. You're doing it wrong. Like this! EXPLOSION!"

"I thought it went EXPLOSIONS!"

"BOOM!"


"So, where are we?"

"We're in Shugo Chara land!" Kyo declared.

"Does this city have a name?" Momo asked.

"…I don't think so…"

"So, what's Shugo Chara about anyway?"

"Weellllllll," Kyo droned, "It's about 12 year old kids who wish to be someone else and then these eggs magically appear and hatch into their would-be selves called Shugo Charas, and they're searching for this super magical egg called the Embryo which grants wishes."

"I now declare this city Eggland!" Liza announced.

Eggland's best. The better egg!

"Anyway, now that Eggland is named, who are we searching for?" Laguz wondered.

"Fujisaki Nagihiko!"

"Who?"

"Crossdresser."

"Oh. Well, that explains everything."

"But first," Kyo said, "We need to find a girl named Rima. Mashiro Rima."

"What for?"

Kyo trollfaced. "Oh, she's just gonna help us."


"You know Crossdresser?" Rima repeated.

"Yeah! We're the Random Brigade, and we like annoying people!" Liza announced.

"You've said that already."

"I DON'T CARE."

"Anyway," Momo was explaining, "We want to annoy Nagihiko, and we think you might want to help us. Is that true?"

"Hmm." Rima thought about it. And then smiled. Deviously. "I think I can help you."

About twenty minutes later, the Brigade and Rima had finished setting up all sorts of traps for the unfortunate Nagi.

Rima was starting to understand why they were called the Random Brigade…

"OK, now that these are finished, how are we gonna get Nagi over here?" Kyo wondered.

"WITH MISSILEPANDASQUIRREL!" Laguz suggested loudly.

"NONONO, WE SHOULD JUST DRAG HIM HERE!"

"Call him out using a chicken?"

"PUSH THE RED BUTTON!"

"EXPLOSIONS!"

"SHUT UUPPPP!" Rima screamed. They all shut up. "I already have an idea."


"I wonder where Rima is?" Amu wondered.

"Yeah, Rima-tan usually isn't THIS late!" Yaya exclaimed.

As if on cue, the door to the Royal Garden opened, and the Guardians all looked at it. The Queen's Chair walked in along with a girl who was quite a bit taller.

Which wasn't much of a feat anyway. Even Yaya was taller than Rima.

"Rima, who's your friend?" Tadase asked.

"IT'S DA PRINCE! MA MAN!" Kyo yelled.

"NO, WAIT-"

A chicken appeared on Tadase's head.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA wait what? A chicken? THIS IS UNSATISFACTORY HEADGEAR FOR THE KING! JACK! REMOVE IT AT ONCE!"

The Jack's Chair, Nagihiko, just looked at him as if he were crazy. Oh, WAIT.

HE IS CRAZY.

Anyway, Tadase calmed down. And went into the emo corner.

"Anyway, Purple-head, I need to borrow you."

"Wait what?"

Kyo grabbed Purple-head (Nagihiko)'s hair and RAN. Rima calmly strode after her leaving the other Guardians wondering what the hell had just happened.

Except Tadase who was still in the emo corner. Yaya threw some candy at him.

"Wh-where are we going? !" Nagi yelled over the sound of the wind.

"I'M SORRY, WHAT? I COULDN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF NYAN CAT!"u

(RANDOM U!)

"Nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan!"

Nagi sighed.

Kyo suddenly stopped in the park. Rima walked up next to them.

"Wait, Rima-chan, how did you get here by walking at the same time we did at Mach 4?" Nagi wondered.

"Well, I took the scenic route," Kyo explained.

"…that would do it."

"RANDOM BRIGADE ASSEMBLE!"

The other Randoms jumped out of the bushes. Except Liza.

She fell out of a tree.

"Ow!"

Anyway. When Liza was up on her feet, they all started walking together. Until Laguz suddenly disappeared.

"OMGWHEREDIDLAGUZGOOMGWE'REALLGONNADIE-"

"JFKDSLFJSDKLFJSDL"

"Maybe she'll come back with the help of Jelly Ultraz!"

Nagihiko wanted to leave. But he was outnumbered 5 – to – 1…

Well, 4 – to – 1 now that 'Laguz' was suddenly missing.

"YAAAAA WOOOAAAAA YAYAYAYAYAYA!" Laguz randomly swung down from a rope tied to a tree branch. LIKE TARZAN, BABY.

She kicked Nagi in the back, causing him to fall over.

As soon as he hit the ground, it caved in, causing him to fall into a hole. But inside the hole was a giant slide that went into the depths of the earth! :O

It also includes free loopdeloops.

The Randoms jumped in, leaving behind Momo and Rima. They had to continue the plan.


Nagi was sliding down. "What the heck is going on? !" he thought to himself.

And suddenly, he was drenched. In what, you ask?

Liquid Jello! :D More specifically, grape jello.

That stuff is delicious.

Anyway, the poor Fujisaki was now sticky, wet, and purple. He continued sliding down- until the piping suddenly stopped and he started falling. "AHHH- COUGH"

He suddenly was stopped by a thick line of purple tape. Rima-chan and the black-haired girl from before were holding it up like a finish line.

"Congrats, you got first place." Rima said sarcastically, taping her end of the tape to his back. Momo, on the other hand, started running in circles around the poor guy, effectively wrapping him up in purple duct tape. Once the roll was totally gone, Liza, who came out of the tunnel along with the other two (all of whom were carrying rather sticky umbrellas), took it and threw it at his head.

But wait.

It wasn't a duct tape tube.

IT WAS MISSILEPANDASQUIRREL!

JFJDKLFJLSDJFLKDS-

The world exploded again.

Ow! OK, I'll stop with the overused stuff!

Anyway, Kyo dragged Nagi over to a big, red X on the ground. "Stand here!"

Eh. Not like things could get any worse.

WRONG!

The ceiling opened up and a bunch of green leaves drifted down, landing on his head.

"Pre-senting, Nagiriko the eggplant!" Laguz announced.

"It's NagiHIko, Laguz."

"I DON'T CARE."

Rima took some pictures for blackmail.

Nagi wanted to cry.

He was hit in the head with a pastry box.


Nyaaaa! We haven't updated this story in foreverrrrrrr!

Regardless, I missed you! Very much! D:

Wellactuallynotreallybutstill

Anyway. I hope we update this a bit more often! DX (Empty promise)