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Merlin's Drabble

A/N: Firstly, I know not everybody is going to like this. I've been accused of being 'mean', 'vindictive', 'petty' and, worst of all, 'OOC'. I don't see how it's possible for me to be OOC. I am Merlin. If you people have decided to make me out to be something that I am not, then that's your problem. I'm a free man now! Stop trying to repress me! Actually, this leads me nicely to my 'disclaimer': I actually do own Merlin, because, as I have said before, I am Merlin - a free human being. I own myself, not whoever this 'BBC' is. In fact, I'm adding them to my revenge list right now. I hope you like my drabble :) Any flamers will get a chandelier dropped on their head, lol. No. I'm serious :P

"Ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine… ONE HUNDRED!" Merlin snickered at his sparkling wit. "Ready or not, here I come! Hmm…" the handsome warlock tapped his chin. "I wonder where Ultra-Geek's hiding…"

"Merlin!" Ultra-Geek wailed pitifully. "Please let me out! My neck's getting cramped!"

"Hahaha!" roared Merlin powerfully. "Now you know how it feels, Cupboard!Ultra-Geek! You will think twice about locking innocent warlocks in cupboards now! Or about killing them off and making their friends cry!"

Ultra-Geek sniffed like a little girl.

Merlin ended the story with flair and originality: by dropping a chandelier smack on top of her and her precious cupboard.