Being a ghost that haunted the crapper, Moaning Myrtle saw many things. Girls taking dumps, girls masturbating in the bath, that dumbass Hermione bitch turning herself into a cat, girls taking dumps, etc., etc., etc., yadda, yadda, yadda, and so on, and so on. One thing she thought she's never see was a stark naked Draco Malfoy, let alone any boy. What she really wanted to see that day was a girl taking a dump, but she was drawn to her favorite stall to watch girls take dumps in by a strange bumping and grunting noise of animalistic nature. At first she thought it was just someone taking a really hard dump, but as she floated nearer she realized the sounds were that of a man. Myrtle layed down on her back (something she was used to when she was alive SLUT) and poked her head under the stall. She saw Draco Malfoy's unmistakable platinum blonde tresses, rigid back, ass that won't quit and legs that go aaaaaallllll the way. She giggled as she realized he was masturbating, at this he violently spun around to see what had caused the disturbance. Myrtle then saw something cuh-razy. When Draco had spun around he had revealed his large throbbing manhood was bucking vigorously into a halved lemon. His eyes watered as the acidic juices flowed into his urethra. Myrtle was aghast.

Just then Professor Mad-Eye Moody wandered in... and that's when shit got really weird...

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