Title: Limericks for St. Patty's Day
Summary: Let's celebrate the holiday with traditional dirty limericks!
Word Count: 186
Disclaimer: I has a dirtay mouff. I pwns nutting.
There once was a girl from Phoenix
Who loved a sparkly penis.
It shined and it glittered
He smirked and she tittered
As they sought the virtues of Venus
There once was a boy from La Push
Who had a mighty fine tush.
He made dance his pecs
With an upper arm flex
And made all the girlies' twats gush.
There once was a god-man named Ed
Who lived amongst the undead
His looks were so hot
It dampened my twat
And made me want to give head.
There once was a doctor named Carlisle
Whom I got to know for a while.
We rolled in the hay,
Twas a very fine day.
I left him to part with a smile.
There once was a family named Cullen
With a son who was always quite sullen.
I tossed him some porn,
And some lotion that warmed,
And told him he best get to pullin'.
There once was a girl named Bella
Who caught the eye of this fella.
She was the princess of Ice
Not at all nice!
So he told her to go to Hella.