(Sorry to hear some are getting bored in this! I'll do my best to work harder and make a great chapter!)
As Soul and Maka were sitting in the kitchen one day, Maka reading the paper and Soul making faces on his eggs with ketchup, Maka let out a squeal of delight.
"Look Soul! A new petting zoo is opening today!" Maka said, shoving the article in his face.
"Isn't that for like, 4 year olds?" Soul grunted, too tired to realize Maka was being nice to him.
"MAKA CHOP!" She yelled, hitting him with a random dictionary she kept for just the sort of occasion.
"Okay okay! We'll go to your petting zoo." Soul groaned, touching the new indent on the crown of his' head.
When they arrived, Soul noticed he was right. A bunch of 4 to 5 year olds were running around feeding food pellets to various animals.
"OH MY GOD IT'S A FREAKING BUNNY!" Maka yelled, breaking Soul's train of thought. She hurried over to the tiny bunny and began petting it tenderly.
Soul smiled, then went to pet it too. It hissed and bit him, then hopped over to the side of the cage Maka was standing at.
"Soul! Buy food pellets! NOW." Maka said, not looking up from her bunny. Soul groaned then went to buy the food pellets. Realizing he put on the wrong jacket and pants, the put his share in his back pocket and handed Maka the rest.
"Yay~" Maka sing-songed, feeding the bunny a bit. Soul smiled to himself, captivated by her smiling face. Then, he felt a nip at his butt.
He turned around, expecting to see some crazy kid, or Black*Star or something. Instead, a goat chewed like a cow on something black, blue, and yellow. Soul realized it was the back pocket of his pants, and the face of a baby chick. The very same chick that used to be on the back of his boxers.
He froze for a second, when the voice of a little girl rang out "MOMMY THAT BOY HAS A HOLE IN HIS PANTS!"
Soul's hands quickly went to cover the hole when an officer came up. "Think you're cool for running around showing off your body to little kids? You're a sick person." He hissed, dragging him off.
"Wait NOOOO" Soul yelled. Maka sighed and little kids began throwing food pellets at him.
-Day 17— (Note, time jumps around in this fic. It's back to Maka's birthday, 'kay?)
Maka's birthday had rolled around again. Kid had rented a big fancy karaoke room for her and the rest of their little group. Yet again, Kid and Black*Star were set on ruining any chances for Soul to swoon Maka again.
Soul had chosen his favorite song and was waiting for everyone else to be ready. He had been practicing singing for quite a while and was ready to dedicate this song to Maka.
However, Kid and Black*Star had a different idea of a song for him to sing.
Kid had sung "Sexy Back" by Justin Timberlake, making Tsubaki, Maka, and Liz all blush. Black*Star sang "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" by The Offspring, but barely got any lyrics correct because he was singing "I'M GONNA GO FAR CAUSE IM A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, BITCHESSSS!"
Patty sang "The Duck Song" by The Ultra Cheesy Flubbed Up Nuclear Cheesballs (Yes they're real, look 'em up), Liz sang "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne , Tsubaki sang "E.T." by Katy Perry, and Maka chose "Misery Business" by Paramore.
Finally, Soul got up and took the microphone. He thought he'd be singing "Whispers in the Dark" by Skillet. But Kid had changed the song right before.
"Maka, this is for you!" Soul said, grinning. Maka blushed and smiled.
Instead of "Whispers in the Dark", a different song played.
"Birthday Sex" started blasting.
Maka's eyes widened as the song started. Soul started reading the lyrics without singing.
"Don't need candles or cake, just need your body to make…Birthday sex, birthday sex…" Soul said without thinking. "WAIT. NO!"
"I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL KILL YOU!" Maka yelled, hitting him over the head with the microphone until he passed out. She then threw him into a room full of old ladies playing Mahjong.
"Now then! Lets eat some cake!" Maka said happily.