"Sherlock's Theme" (to the tune of the "Firefly Main Theme")

Take my love, take my flat,
Shoot my Mycroft in his fat.
I don't care: you're still dull.
You can't take away my skull.

I flounce off in the fog.
(Read about it in John's blog.)
Bring my phone. Make me tea.
You can't take my skull from me.

Call me to the crime scene.
They're not drugs squad but they're keen.
Not one patch: this needs three.
You can't take my skull from me.

Who will win? Wait and see.
(Don't bet on Jim from IT.)
You can't take my skull from me.*

* Mrs. Hudson, however, apparently can.

Vital Stats: Originally written in February 2011. All credit for the second line goes to Canspy.