Okay, so this is what happens when I get bored. Total and absolute randomness, none of what I wrote here will write is planned, except for the most basic plot. I wanted to make it funny and I really hope I succeded. I'm not that experienced with writing funny fictions. Anyway, hope you enjoy!
Chapter 1 - Phineas' dream!
The huge resort was built up in no time and everybody was enjoying their time. While Baljeed and one of the fireside girls played ping pong, Buford was busy teasing the cats (they would scratch him horribly someday). Three other fireside girls were building a huge Sandcastle at the beach and Linda and Lawrence were teasing each other lovingly in the pool. Even Candace was at peace, enjoying a slow dance with Jeremy.
"Look Ferb", Phineas turned to his half-brother, "isn't that great? Everybody is happy!"
Ferb looked at Phineas, which was more than enough response for him. But when Phineas was about to look back to the ground, he noticed something was wrong and turned back to his brother. What he saw made him want to vomit; Ferb was melting.
"Hey! Ferb, what's wrong?" Phineas yelled.
The beach was suddenly gone and the only thing left was blackness. When Phineas looked around, he was all alone, not even Ferb was there anymore. It was a scream that made him turn around. There was Candace in a pink bunny costume hopping towards him. She looked like she had drunk a buck load of coffee.
"HEY PHINEAS GUESS WHAT STACY TOLD ME THAT JENNY TOLD HER THAT FY TOLD HER THAT MINA TOLD HIM THAT KAY TOLD HER THAT LUKAS TOLD HIM THAT ..."
Phineas sweatdropped as Candace went on in her rant. Just when he wished that someone would come to distract him from that rather disturbing sight, Ferb was back again, not melting. He was looking at nothing, like always, but still something didn't seem to be quite right with him.
"Hey Ferb, what's the matter?" Phineas asked.
"Hlawf", Ferb answered.
"Excuse me?" Phineas asked a bit disturbing.
"Gojhgligv ligmgl hogijf" Ferb said.
"Uh … sure …" Phineas said again
"THAT LEENY TOLD HER THAT CHRISTINA TOLD HER THATAHMED TOLD HER THAT SUZY TOLD HIM THAT..." Candace kept on ranting.
"Goig golu hotki", Ferb said again.
"What is this; Freak show times ten?" Phineas asked.
"Hey Phineas", a sweet voice suddenly came from behind Phineas. You could not imagine how glad Phineas was to hear that voice.
"ISABELLA!" he faced his friend. "Finally somebody who isn't totally nuts … you aren't nuts right?"
"Who's Isabella?" Isabella asked, slightly confused.
"Uh … you are?" Phineas was even more disturbed now.
"No I'm not. I'm Olaf, your boyfriend, remember?"
"B … b … b … b …", Phineas was now officially freaked out.
"Don't you remember? We met at the hot springs in Japan and you immediately fell for me."
While Isabella said that, her voice turned deep and she grew a lot. Her figure changed and after a few seconds, Phineas had a full grown black haired man in front of him. What the heck was going on here?
"Isabella … you're a guy … ? I fell in love with … but why … am I gay?"
"Gay?" Isabella/Olaf laughed out loud. "Why would you be gay? We're totally straight!"
"But I'm not a …"
Phineas stopped in mid sentence when he looked down at his body. He hoped that he didn't see right. Gulping, he looked into his shirt and saw what he feared to see; he had breasts.
"THAT MIKE TOLD HER THAT JANET TOLD HIM THAT LISA TOLD HER THAT NINA TOLD HER THAT ..."Candace still went on.
"Dohkg jogku ouvlkzg" Ferb said.
"Come here, sweetie. Give your prince a kiss!" Isabella said, trying to hug Phineas who tried his best to evade.
"THAT HENRY TOLD HIM THAT JONNY TOLD HIM THAT KIRA TOLD HIM THAT JAY TOLD HER THAT ..."
"Dotj ourjkut ltkut!"
"Come here my sweet Phineas!"
What was this, a nut house?
The red haired boy with the blue eyes was straight up in his bed. His breath was heavy, his pajamas all wet from sweat and his usual messy hair was sticking to his skin. The very first thing Phineas did when he noticed that he wasn't in that weird blackness anymore was to feel his chest. He ran his hands up and down; nothing. Totally flat. There were no breasts, he was not a woman. But that wasn't quite enough to ensure him that he was back in reality. When he looked around he saw a green haired boy right next to him. Was it him that had woken Phineas up?
"Ferb", Phineas almost yelled at his stepbrother, "say something!"
Ferb blinked in response.
"ANYTHING!" Phineas cried.
"Perhaps you could tell me what happened?" Ferb said calmly but with a heavy british accent
"I was dreaming …" Phineas muttered more to himself than to anyone else. "It was only a dream …"
"Everything was nice at first", Phineas turned to his brother. "We had built a holiday resort and everybody was happy. But suddenly you started melting and then everything went black. And then Candace appeared in a pink bunny costume and said things that made no sense and then you came and said words that weren't even words and then Isabella came and turned into a man I was her … or his … boyfriends and then I turned into a woman!"
"It was really freaky", Phineas sighed. "I'm glad that it's over."
Ferb blinked. Phineas looked at him as a wide grin spread across his face. He just had the best of ideas.
"Hey Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!"