There it sits on Squilliam's face

In all it's majesty and grace

It's made him such a happy boy

It really is his pride and joy

Most folks have two eyebrows; Squilliam has one

And it's brought him so much fun

People come from all around

To see the coolest thing in town

In all the world there's nothing to compare

It just has that certain flair

All of Squilliam's friends agree

He'll go down in history