HERE IS THE LONG DAMN ASS CHAPTER OF FUCKING BLOO- o.o Sorry I had a sugar rush there o.o BUT ANYWAYS! Here is your chapter that you all been waiting for! c: Gomenasai for the long ass wait D: I've been busy and also been on to many vacations…Blame my parents for that owo SO HERE YOU GO~!
Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN PPGZ! IF I DID THEN owo I don't know what would happen if I owned PPGZ.
Chapter 6 Kidnapped Blue
What . The. Fucking. Hell! I swear I'm going to kick Butch Jojo's fucking ass back to Africa! He got us kicked out of the mansion! Like who the hell would be dumb enough to fucking press a button that clearly read 'DO NOT TOUCH'!
"You're such a dumbass! I can't believe you touched the button! But no, you had to have the brain of a dumbass blond!" I yelled and he just glared at me but I didn't care.
(A/N: SORRY FOR THE BLONDES OUT THERE!)
I sighed and counted to ten to control my anger. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6- "Oi, Butterbabe we can go through here." Butch interrupted me from my counting and was pointing to a human size tunnel that was underground buried in leaves.
THANK THE MUFFIN MAN LORD! WE'RE BACK IN THE GAME! I grabbed Butch by his shirt collar and smashed my lips onto his. He looked at me shocked but soon kissed me back wrapping his arms around my waist. Wait what! Oh shit!
I quickly pushed him away and was trying so hard to hide my blush. Damn you sexy vampire mate. "Nice kiss babe." He said winking at me making me blush like a fucking tomato.
"W-Whatever!" I said and I jumped into the hole/tunnel thing with Butch right behind me.
~few minutes later~
We were still walking through the tunnel until I heard soft humming. What the fuck? I stopped walking and looked around. "Did you hear that?" I asked Butch as he looked at me with a confused look.
"Hear what?" He said still giving me that damn sexy confuse loo- -.- Jesus Christ Buttercup, stop saying shit like that! Then the humming began again. "That! Did you hear that?" I said but Butch shook his head.
I swear someone is messi-
Hmm, lalala, hmmm, lala~
I turned around and saw Butch was the one humming some creepy tune. I sweat dropped and he laughed. "Sorry I wanted to add some music effects to this creepy tunnel as we got near the exit!"
WOW! Why the hell did I get the fucking stupid mate out of all the fucking guys? I swear Butch needs to stop hanging out with Boomer. His stupidness is effecting Butch.
HOLY CROCADILES ON ANIMAL PLANET EATING LITTLE DUCKLINGS! WE'RE BEING CHASED BY TINY MEN WITH SPEARS! LIKE NO JOKE!
Brick had to fucking talk back to one of those evil little elves! Damn those elves can run! I was like fucking running for my life because of Mr. Oh-I'm-Better-Than-You-So-Imma-Just-Talk-Back-To-You! Gah! This son of a donkey's ass! As we ran we didn't noticed the dead end of a wall.
"Oww…" we both muttered and slowly fell to the ground. Damn that wall is hard. "I think I broke my jaw." Brick said rubbing his jaw. I rolled my eyes and quickly dusted myself off and the 'evil' miniature elves pointed there spears at us. Brick quickly threw his hands up in the air with wide eyes. "I SURRENDER." He said against the wall. I face palmed myself.
"My hero." I muttered and one of the elves came towards me with the spear and tied my hands behind my back.
"Hey watch it! These hands are pretty fragile!" I said glaring at him. Brick followed behind with his hands behind his back tied. "Hey Bloss." He said quietly. I rolled my eyes. What the hell does he want now? "Yeah?" I said walking still with the elves next to us. "Since we're going to die I just want to let you know that it was me who ate all of your cookies last night."
I don't know what happened but I literally cracked! "YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'M GOING TO KILL Y-
I blacked out. What the fuck just happened?
We were walking until there was a dead end. I sighed and dug out my cellphone from my pocket. Boomer scratched his head as he observed the wall. I'm still mad at him that's why it's quiet between us so yeah. Anyways, I quickly texted the others that we were lost. Sigh. This is going to take a while.
"Bubbles, I'm sorry okay?" Boomer said taking my hand. I smacked his hand away and touched the wall feeling it. It's pretty hollow. This is a clue! We're closer than I thought we were! Ha, take that Buttercup! I'm not a blond that much! Wait I just called myself a blond didn't I?
"Dammit Bubbles can you at least talk to me?!" Boomer said forcefully grabbing my wrist turning me around making our lips almost touching. I blushed a bit but it quickly faded away and I pushed him. "Hmph." I walked few feet back and went running towards the wall and kicked it as hard as I could.
Dirt air shot up from the wall causing Boomer and me to cough a bit. I coughed until the dirt was out of sight and saw the huge ass hole I made on the use to be wall. I smiled and walked through it. Boomer stayed behind looking a bit shocked to see a fragile girl like me kicking that hard to a wall. As soon as I walked in I felt two strong arms wrap around my waist. I sighed already know who it was.
"Boomer would you stop touching me!" I said annoyed but didn't get any response back. Oh so now he's giving me the silent treatment just because I gave him one? Wow.
"I said let me go!" I shouted as I turned to punch him but myfist was caught. I swear my blood drained out of me. In front of me stood a boy that looked almost exactly as Boomer. "W-Who are you?" my eyes were widen in shock. He smirked a devilish smirk at me. His light/dark blond hair covered a bit of his dark ocean blue eyes. "Look who we have here." He said eyeing my down. I couldn't move at all. I tried moving my legs or something! But I was like frozen in place.
"Boomer did choose a rather stunning mate." He said as he leaned closer towards me. I struggled to get out of his grasp. "L-Let me g-go! Where's Boomer?!" I looked frantically around for any sign of Boomer but none. His dark ocean blue eyes glanced towards my right where the huge hole I made. I looked towards there and almost screamed.
(A/N: REMEMBER I CHANGED MY NAME TO AKANE!)
Yeah I officially hate Jake. I'm locked up in a stupid cell dungeon thing again! Just because I called him gay! Like seriously? What the fuck! It's not my fault pink makes him look gay. I mean not to be mean or anything pink does NOT make any guy look manlier. They just make them look stupid. No offence to any guys that were pink. Only gentleman can wear pink. Okay yeah I'm just going to stop thinking now cause the small window thing on the door opened revealing Jake's brown eyes.
I glared making him flinch a bit. "I'm going to let you out now." He said as he fumbled for the keys in his pocket. I rolled my eyes. "I rather stay in here than to be out there with you." I said as I turned my head away from him. I felt his eyes shooting daggers at me. "Just shut up. Your 'daddy' wants to talk to you." He said as he finally opened the door. I looked at him confused. "What are you talking about? Dad isn't here. This isn't his king-
Everything seemed to flow through my mind and I quickly jumped to my feet and pointed at Jake shakingly. "Dad sent you to kidnap him, didn't he?" I said my eyes wide. He smirked and nodded. "About time you finally got it." I couldn't believe this. Why would my own father want to kidnap me from my mother and oh no. My brothers and mother! What the hell happened!? I moved to quick enough for Jake to stop me. I had him pinned tightly towards the door glaring at him.
"Why am I here? You better spill everything out Jake or else I'll kill you right here and right now. Slow and painfully." I threatened as he stiffened. "Okay, okay! I'll tell you just let me go!" He said as he tried to push me away from him but I wouldn't budge. "I promise I won't try to escape!" He said frantically as I searched into his eyes to see if he was telling the truth. Surprisingly he was. I let go of him and practically threw him away from the door.
"Geez, when did you start working out?" He asked as he rubbed his head. I rolled my eyes and glared at him. "Alright your dad wanted to bring you back home." I knew there was something more than just him wanting me back home with him. "Everything, Jake." He sighed and nodded. "Alright, um apparently when he went to go visit you he got into a fight with your mother and brothers. He wanted to take you with him but your mother wouldn't let him so did your brothers. He kind of got pissed and said that he didn't have anyone else cause she had your brothers and you. She didn't buy it at all until" He got quiet right after.
"Until what?" I asked trying to get more information. He looked up at me giving me a devilish smirk. I backed away from him. What the hell's wrong with him? "Until what, Jake!" I shouted. He then started laughing frantically. What the hell!? "J-Jake, this isn't funny!" He got up and made his way towards me. My eyes widen in shock as his pupils turned smaller that made him have a crazy look on his face. I made a dash out of the dungeon and shut the door in his face. What the fuck just happened? I quickly locked the door and ran out of the room full of cells.
I ran up the stairs and bursted the door open revealing a tall man with light brown hair wearing a butler's outfit smiling down at me creepily. Oh shit.
"BOOMER!" I screamed trying to get the unconscious blond haired boy. "You're coming with me now toots." The guy said smirking while holding onto my waist. I squirmed in his grip until I kicked him where the sun doesn't shine for boys. He yelped as he quickly put his hands where I kicked.
"SON OF A BITCH!" I quickly ran towards Boomer and was about to grab him but was soon pulled up onto the boy's shoulders. I kicked and screamed. "Let me go!" I yelled but it was no use. I was officially being kidnapped.
Akane: DONE. THANK YOU GOD.
Moku: -sweat drops- You forgot Blossom's POV.
Moku: oh wellz~
Akane: -.- Anyways I don't think you know who Moku is. She is xXxNina98xXx
Moku: BUT I WILL SOON CHANGE MY PEN NAME.
Akane: I love her story though:3 It's EPIC.
Brick: YOU SUCK AS A WRITER. –throws a tomato at me-
Akane: D8! HOW RUDE.
Blossom: Anyways, why the hell was I not in this damn chapter?!
Akane: Cause you suck.
Moku: Oh look Santa came early.
Bubbles: WHAT THE FUCK! WHO THE HELL WAS THAT GUY THAT KIDNAPPED ME!?
Boomer: YEAH WHO?!
Bob: O3O -runs away while Bubbles and Boomer chase him-
Akane: Anyways guys this is a special offer I'm now doing since I have nothing else to do:P Well actually it's my apology for not updating in what a year or so? Well I'm going to let you guys give me any request you would like me to do. Such as one-shots, songfic, vampfic, etc. You get to choose the story type thing, the anime, song, and of course the story plot, and the characters. If you are interested just message me on here and I'd be gladly to write them. But please give time to actually write it all. I'm not a fast updater as you can see but anyways hopefully you liked this chapter and I promise the next chapter will be up soon;3 BYE!
Moku: TILL NEXT TIME MY FELLOW ORANGES.
Akane: We also have special guests coming on the next chapter:3