So I forgot I had this fic…what do you expect when I have 35 of them?
339. Win a trip to Fiji
It all started long ago…when Hoeinheim received a postcard from an ad for winning a trip to Fiji…
"Honey, something important has come up and I have to leave for a while."
"I need to save the world."
-3 weeks later-
"Would you like a refill on your drink, sir?"
"Sure Marla, I'll take another."
Sure enough, Hoeinheim was chilling poolside while sipping pina coladas and getting a tan. He could save the world soon enough. It wasn't as if the homunculus had come back, took over the entire system of government, planned on sacrificing the entire country's population so he could become god and effectively kill off everything using his two sons, their teacher, and a blinded military colonel to do it.
Hoeinheim never really said if he was researching theentiretime he had disappeared…..