So how many years has it been guys? 10? 20? i don't know...
But what i do know is i am such a bad author. i keep telling you guys i will update shit and then 100 years passes by and i dont do it.
Can you guys please forgive me?
But on a different note...
HOW COULD I HAVE NOT KNOWN ALADDIN WAS A FAIRY TALE?!
Enjoy if your still a fan. I know you have probably grown up by now.
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Aladdin and the Wonderful lamp
There once lived a poor tailor,
Tobirama Senju appeared.
"Let's see now...this is the 3rd time I've been brought back to life in my afterlife time. Can't a guy rest in peace?"
Afraid not man. Just go with the flow.
"Is that you God?"
....Yes. I am. My power is overflowing.
Nothing, forget that. Now God needs you for his entertainment story.
who had a son called Aladdin,
12 year old Sasuke appeared.
"OHMYGOD I'M NOT A GIRL THIS TIME!"
"You look familiar child."
Sasuke turned and looked at Tobirama.
"Oh yeah you are the second hokage. My names Sasuke Uchiha. The best ninja ever."
"Is this your idea of a sick joke God? You made a filthy Uchiha my son?"
"Hey screw you old man! I'll have you know I bathe 4 times a week damnit. And what do you have against the Uchihas?"
"I hate them. They killed most of my family."
"Dude Senjus killed alot of Uchihas too. Don't be that guy."
"Listen God, I will not interact with an Uchiha.
You will damnit or else...I'll make YOU an Uchiha.
Tobirama started to sweat. "...fine."
Great. Now i'm pretty sure you are going to like Sasuke. We all do. Especially Orochimaru.
Anywho. Get in with the story.
"Wait why is the wannabe water bender calling you God?"
a careless, idle boy who would do nothing but play ball all day long in the streets with little idle boys like himself.
"Wait what the hell is idle? Isn't that when your computer screen goes black? or if you areplaying a videogame when you do nothing?"
"I feel insulted that a claimed child of mine is so dense. Aren't you Uchihas suppose to be geniuses?"
"How are you going to call me dumb with a full Ninja helmet on? you look like your going to injure yourself eating rice oldman. And why do you have fur on? It's not even cold. In fact its summer time."
"Hmph Nature doesn't affect a powerful ninja such as myself. A little warmth wont harm me."
"What you need is a little deoderant because you smell like Ass. If you would take off that winter armor you wouldn't sweat so much."
This so grieved the father that he died;
"You disappointed me to death my young Uchiha Son. Go figure." Tobirama said sarcastically.
"I think you died of heat stroke."
yet, in spite of his mother's tears and prayers, Aladdin did not mend his ways. One day, when he was playing in the streets as usual, a stranger asked him his age, and if he was not the son of Mustapha the tailor.
"Who the hell are you?" Asked Sasuke.
"You look like Sarada's dad a little."
"Sarada? What kind of stupid ass name is that? It sounds half useless."
"I am, sir," replied Aladdin; "but he died a long while ago." On this the stranger, who was a famous African magician, fell on his neck and kissed him, saying, "I am your uncle, and knew you from your likeness to my brother. Go to your mother and tell her I am coming."
"No seriously. Who are you? You look like Someone who has an unhealthy interest in me."
"I am Mitsuki."
"Mitsuki what what?"
Sasuke face palmed.
"No do you have a family name?"
"A what now?"
"...Are you related to Tenten? The amount of characters without family names is concerning."
Aladdin ran home and told his mother of his newly found uncle. "Indeed, child," she said, "your father had a brother, but I always thought he was dead."
"So you are momma Uchiha huh?"
"Got that right brat."ANko said eating Dango.
"Did you know dad was uptight prejudice asshat?"
"Fugaku got to be your dad?"
"What? No! Hey Screw you!"
"Ehh...Sure why not?"
"...You should lay off the dango. It's making you...Orochimaru-like."
"No dango doesn't do that. My curse mark does that."
"Well still. Too much dango might make you fat in the future."
"HA! And next you'll tell me You are going to marry Sakura."
"...Inuyonas you ruined it."
"Hey atleast he finished the kamehameha in less than 30 minutes."
AN- THAT WAS JUST A PREVIEW. THE ACTUAL CHAPTER IS LIKE 10,000 WORDS,
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