To: Lenny-kins

From: Rin the Almighty!

Lenny!

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To: Lenny-kins

From: Rin the Almighty!

Leeen~

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To: Lenny-kins

From: Rin the Almighty!

Hey, hey, hey! Lenny-boo, why aren't you in school?

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To: Idiot

From: Len

Because I'm sick.

Now will you please stop texting me? It's giving me a headache.

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To: Lenny-kins

From: Rin the Almighty!

Oh my, My Lenny is sick?

Wait for me- just wait for me, okay?

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To: Idiot

From: Len

What? Why? What are you doing?

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To: Lenny-kins

From: Rin the Almighty!

Going there to take care of you, of course!

Now, I don't want you dying because of HIV that you got when you fucked a whore when we fought, or when a squirrel scratches you to death because you are weak and defenseless, or suddenly stabbing yourself with a knife and then bleeding to death, or your long lost evil twin from the 18th dimension choking you because you ate his dog, do I?

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To: Idiot

From: Len

No. You are going to stay where you are, and you are not going anywhere near me.

Got it?

(God, what the hell do you think of in that pretty little head of yours?)

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To: Lenny-kins

From: Rin the Almighty!

You called me pretty! :D

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To: Idiot

From: Len

I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME HERE.

STOP KNOCKING AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND READ NUMBERS OR DRAW THE CHEMICAL COMPONENT OF PI, OR SOMETHING.

DAMMIT.

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To: Lenny-kins

From: Rin the Almighty!

Only if you open the door, sweetheart!

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To: Lenny-kins

From: Rin the Almighty!

Len?

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To: Lenny-kins

From: Rin the Almighty!

I'M SORRY THAT I ANNOYED YOU WITH MY LOVE.

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To: Idiot

From: Len

Still nope.

I love you and all, but yeah, SUCK IT.

I NEED MY SLEEP, DAMMIT.

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To: Lenny-kins

From: Rin the Almighty!

WAIT- I HAVE KEYS FOR YOUR HOUSE.

YES. THANK YOU, GOD OR WHATEVER THEY CALL YOU ALLAH (A/N; Um.. no offense?)

Now I can take care of my baby~

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To: Idiot

From: Len

WHAT- HOW- WHEN- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK-

OH GOD, MY GIRLFRIEND IS A STALKER.

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To: Lenny-kins

From: Rin the Almighty!

Geez.

Now, Lenny, where are the pots?

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To: Idiot

From: Len

It's in the cabinet near the kitchen's sink.

Why?

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To: Lenny-kins

From: Rin the Almighty!

It's a surprise~

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To: Lenny-kins

From: Rin the Almighty!

DAMMIT, LEN. CALM. DOWN.

SIT DOWN ON THE CHAIR AND BREATHE NORMALLY.

INHALE.

EXHALE.

INHALE.

EXHALE.

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To: Idiot

From: Len

How the hell am I supposed to calm down WHEN YOU ARE PLANNING TO FEED ME HELL

THIS IS MURDER-

STAY AWAY-

DON'T TOUCH ME- NO! DO NOT PUT THAT BOWL ANY CLOSER OR ELSE I WILL THROW THIS PAN AT YOU

HOLY- IT SMELLS LIKE DOG POOP MIXED WITH BABY PISS AND COYOTE SALIVA

RIN- OH MY GOD!

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To: Lenny-kins

From: Rin the Almighty!

... I guess I'll just have to pin you down, then.

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To: Hell's Chef

From: Len

DO. NOT. COOK. EVER. AGAIN.

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To: Lenny-kins

From: Rin the Almighty... Chef!

Whatever, Lenny~ I know you loved it!

Anyways, my dad's calling and I have to go now.

Take care, sweetheart! :):

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To: Ponytail

From: Mikuo Ha(wesome)tsune

How was your quote unquote sick day?

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To: Teal Bastard #1

From: Len

... I am not doing that ever again.

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To: Ponytail

From: Mikuo Ha(wesome)tsune

What? Why?

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To: Teal Bastard #1

From: Len

Girldfriend.

(As much as I love her, she's a handful... SERIOUSLY.)

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To: Ponytail

From: Mikuo Ha(wesome)tsune

Oh. Lol.

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To: Lenny-kins

From: Rin the Almighty!

Oh, and say thanks to Mikuo for me!

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To: Teal Bastard #1

From: Len

What did you-

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To: STUPID Ponytail

From: Mikuo Ha(wesome)tsune

Lol.

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To: Teal Bastard #1

From: Len

I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FRIEND!

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To: STUPID Ponytail

From: Mikuo Ha(wesome)tsune

Lol.


Um. Hi?

I TRIED TO BE FUNNY, I REALLY DID. I'M SORRY.