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From: 012345678

To: Miku Hatsune

Hi, wanna be friends?

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From: Miku Hatsune

To: 012345678

Sure! I'm Miku, by the way! What's your name?

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From: 012345678

To: Miku Hatsune

Nice to meet you, Miku! HAHAHAHA

Uh, I'm Ri- Rinto. Yeah, I'm Rinto!

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To: Rinto

From: Miku

So, Rinto, What do you like?

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From: Rinto

To: Miku

Uh, I like rai- the rain .. Oh, and I like horses. Yeah, horses are nice.

But, I UNDOUBTEDLY like Rock and Metal music and all that shit that boys like- SINCE I AM A BOY! HAHA YEAH

Am I funny

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From: Miku

To: Rinto

Ooh, Horses! I don't really like the ones with saliva all over the mouths and looked like they just FK-ed with another horse, 'cause that's just disgusting! But I really love unicorns.

Gah, boys. You're a boy? I thought you were a girl .. Since you text like a friend of mine!

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From: Rinto

To: Miku

But they don't exist.

Pfft- No way, I do not text like Rin Kagamine for your information! PFFT- NO WAY!

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From: Miku

To: Rinto

THEY DO! THEY'RE JUST THERE EXCEPT YOU CAN'T SEE IT!

Wait- You know my Cutiepie-Rinny-kins? HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS TALKING ABOUT HER, OH EM!

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From: Rinto

To: Miku

AHH! I get your point! UNICORNS AWW YEAH!

UH UM Y-YEAH DUH SHE'S LIKE FAMOUS HERE DIDN'T YOU KNOW, SHE'S SO PERFECT! I-I have my sources.. Uh, yeah.

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From: Miku

To: Rinto:

.. Are you gay?

MY HONEYBUNCH-SWEETIEPIE-RINNY-KINS IS FAMOUS? OH MY, I DIDN'T KNOW! WHAT KIND OF A LOVELY ONEE-CHAN AM I ACTING LIKE! I CANNOT JUST SIT HERE AND DO NOTHING WHILE MY RINNY IS OBVIOUSLY BEING WANTED AND LUSTED BY EVERY MAN ON EARTH! SWEET JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL! I won't let anyone get away with my cuddly-doodle-Rinny!

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From: Rinto

To: Miku

NO WAY! I'm totally manly, You know what? I'D EVEN SEND YOU A PICTURE! HOW 'BOUT THAT, HUH?

.. Yeah, right. /snort

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From: Miku

To: Rinto

ALRIGHT, BRING IT ON, "MANLY"!

No, but really! I already have the annoying-shouta-Len following her around! (1) I CAN'T LET OTHER GUYS STEAL HER AWAY FROM ME!

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From: Rinto

To: Miku

THISISME . jpg

FOR YOU TO BASK AND DROOL OVER!

.. okay, see you, Miku.

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From: Miku

To: Rinto

HOT DAMN, MAN! YOU LOOK HOT, LIKE THE CRISPY LISCIOUS HOT CHICKEN FROM MCDONALDS!

Yeah, Rinto! We should totally meet ;)

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From: Miku

To: Luka

Luka-kins! GUESS WHAT?

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From: Luka

To: Miku

Geez, what now?

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From: Miku

To: Luka

I JUST MADE A NEW FRIEND!

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From: Luka

To: Miku

.. That really isn't much of a surprise being the HUGE blabbermouth you are, you know.

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From: Miku

To: Luka

.. THROUGH MY CELLPHONE!

I mean he randomly texted me and asked if we could be friends!

I OBVIOUSLY SAID YES BECAUSE HE'S SO HOT!

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From: Luka

To: Miku

PICS (and other info) OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

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From: Miku

To: Luka

Re:THISISME . jpg

His name is Rinto! And he texts like Rin.. but BLAH!

HE'S SO HOT!

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From: Luka

To: Miku

God, you're such an idiot.

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From: Miku

To: Luka

What? :(

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From: Luka

To: Miku

Look, this probably Rin was laughing her ass of in the living room a while ago.

The picture "he" sent you, was obviously Chris Pine.

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From: Miku

To: Luka

.. Oh, the dude from Star Trek?

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From: Luka

To: Miku

Yeah. And remember how you told me that "he" texts just like RIN and his name is RINto and DO YOU REMEMBER HOW RIN IS ABSOLUTELY BAD AT MAKING NAMES/WORDS UP?

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From: Miku

To: Luka

.. Oh! YEAH IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

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From: Luka

To: Miku

Thank god, UGH!

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From: Miku

To: Rinto

YOU'RE RIN'S BIOLOGICAL TWIN THAT HAS A REALLY HUGE CRUSH ON ME SO THAT'S WHY YOU SENT ME A PICTURE OF A HOT GUY SO THAT YOU COULD IMPRESS ME!

NICE!

When should we meet? ;)


A/N; /HUGE FACEPALM

This is what happens when I suffer from PCD. (Post-Concert Depression.)

Night, lovelies!

(1) - This is obviously not true since Rin is actually chasing after Len, but Miku, being the biased Rin-loving person she is, sees it otherwise.