"Mum?" Two year old Fred Weasley solemnly approached his mother.

"Yes, Fred?" Molly Weasley turned around, rather surprised to see one of her twin boys without the other.

"'Rember how we went to that lady's wedding yes'day?"

"Yes, my friend Lily."

"I decided I wanna get married, too."

"Oh? Who are you marrying?"

"A llama," said Fred contently before wandering off again.

Molly stared after him. She put her head in her hands.

"Where did I go wrong?"