Naruto x Kim x Shego
Ron x Yori
OC x Monique
It's been over a year since I've updated this story. Don't worry I haven't forgotten about this story and I'm forming up ideas for the plot points. Originally this chapter was supposed to be the dark turn, but I decided to drop other plot points and go in a different direction. Just letting you guys know that none of my stories are dead and I've figuring out stuff I want to do.
Naruto woke slowly, hearing a soft buzzing sound in the other room. He climbed out of bed and padding into the living room where his cell phone was dancing across the surface. He picked it up and placed it to his ear.
"Hello?" he said.
"Shego why are you calling me so late?" he asked after a yawn forced its way through his lips.
"I'm going to be gone for a few days." She said as Naruto took a seat on the couch.
"Drakken?" he asked through another yawn.
"So what's his nefarious plan to take over the world now?" he asked as he laid down on the couch, adjusting the pillow as his eyes adjusted to the darkness of the room.
"Believe it or not the idiot sprayed himself with some spray on laxative with a mixture from a toxic plant from South America."
"A south American plant?" As Naruto tried to pause and think of any plant, he couldn't think of any plant that would have that sort of effect. Must have been something Drakken spliced. "So what happened exactly?" he asked as Shego began elaborating on today's earlier events.
"I can't believe you did that." Shego doubled over in laughter. In Drakken's usual clumsiness he sprayed himself with the concoction he planned on using Kim Possible.
"Shego! This is not amusing! I don't have any antidote with me!"
The black-haired sidekick's head tilted back as she laughed harder. "No antidote? Oh man, Doctor D, this must be really embarrassing for you! I hope you stacked up on Toilet Paper."
Drakken stumbled around aimlessly, not sure what to do. "Noooo!"
Shego stared at the scene before her and stopped laughing. One thought came to her mind. Would this influence her payday.
"Why did you think it would be a good idea to invent something like that without an antidote?"
"Because what little I had I used to make the first batch. This spray was made from a rare plant in South America. I used all of my supply in creating the serum because I wanted as much as I could create in order to defeat Kim Possible!"
"So let me guess; now I have to go get this plant for you to make the antidote? Since this is such short notice I expect double my usual payment."
"Double!" Drakken exclaimed in alarm. Was she mad?
A smirk formed on Shego's face. "Unless you want to go get it yourself. Don't' forget to pack some adult diapers."
Drakken submitted, muttering about ungrateful, greedy henchwoman.
Naruto can't help but laugh as Shego finished the story. "Wow, poor Drakken. You're such an evil woman."
A grin formed on Shego's face. "You know it."
"I guess I'll be seeing you when I get back later honey." He remarked as a slight frown tugged at Shego's lips.
"Don't call me honey." They had talked about this. She was not the kind of woman who enjoyed 'pet names' as they were called.
"What about princess?" he asked with a cheeky grin and he was more than sure he heard a growl.
"The hell you will."
"What about Babe?"
"...I'll think about it."
"I'm gonna hang up on you."
By that morning Shego found herself on a jet. As she thought back to last night's call she was glad she was going on a job. Sometimes she felt she was going soft. Then she thought back to her past.
Sometimes she dreamt of the jokes and taunts—behind her back and to her face: middle school, high school, junior college.
How being different, even better was never something ever considered good. She was always…different and different was bad.
No one cared about the freak and if they did cared about the freak all they did was make jokes. Was she green all over? Did she taste like lime? Some people merely fetishized her skin condition which was typical of the nature of some people.
Then that's where Naruto came in. It was like he was blind to her skin condition. He didn't sneer of make fun of her. Even some of her colleagues didn't bother to hide how blatantly they noticed her skin condition. She-hulk. Slave girl. She had heard it all, but with Naruto it was different, the only clue she got was the vague mentions Naruto made to his past life. All he cared was being around her and talking to her. And for Shego that was enough and if anyone dared to threaten that they would see what her plasma powers were truly capable of.
Kim walked up to a house with wooden gates. In the front of the house was a dog house with a sleeping Doberman. Kim made her way to front door dressed in a short sleeve red shirt, under a black hoodie that Naruto gave her and tasteful black pants. Winter was approaching and the weather started to become chilly as a result.
She rang the doorbell and waited as the sound of heavy footsteps echoed from the other door opened, revealing a slightly older young man with dark skin, short hair dressed in a sharp dark blue suit, carrying a suit case. "Hello, can I help you?"
"Hi! I'm Kim Possible, I'm a friend of Naruto, he invited me over." she introduced herself as she tried to remember who this was. She couldn't put her finger on it, but he sounded familiar.
"NARUTO! THAT RED HAIRED GIRL YOU MOLESTED IN THE PARK ALL THOSE WEEKS AGO IS HERE. I'M GOING TO WORK, COOK SOMETHING OTHER THAN RAMEN." He shouted.
Kim's eyes widened, her cheek burned a shade of red and she began sputtering as the words tried to come and they wouldn't. Molest? Just what in the hell did Naruto tell him.
"Nice to meet you Miss Possible, Naruto is in the den." Kuiinshi remarked as he began walking down the path. "Now if you excuse me I have to get to work. Don't tell Naruto you saw me dressed in a suit if you wouldn't mind. The longer he thinks I'm out of work and ignorant the better the response I'll get when he finds out I work for a law firm. Bye." The energetic and mysterious man as he continued down the path.
Naruto has rushed to the door. "I'm really sorry about that idiot." He apologized for his you like anything to drink?"
"No, that's alright." She finally found her voice. "And why does your friend think you 'molested' me?"
"Ignore him, he has a shit sense of humor." He remarked as they settled within the dent fitted with both a table and Widescreen TV that look a bit more expensive then the living environment would suggest. "So what happened to Ron?"
"He made a new friend by the name of Felix. The two of them are hanging out at the Arcade."
"I see. So I figure we could watch a few movies." He suggested. With Shego out of town Naruto figure out he would hang out with a few friends. Despite the weird feelings in the air Naruto didn't want to lose his friendship with Kim.
"Spankin'!" Kim took a seat on the couch and began flicking through some of the DVDs Naruto had gathered. "Crank? Really?"
"One of his movies." Naruto remarked. The two of them settled with some random flick as they began watching a movie.