AN: Have some unfunny omakes… D:
Omake 1: How Inceptive of You…
"Reimu… Everything happens for a purpose. We do our best to follow, and try our best, even if we don't understand completely." Yukari held Reimu's hand up, their fingers interlocking. "I'll tell you a riddle." Yukari waved her hand in a grandiose manner, gesturing to their surroundings.
"You're waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. How can it not matter to you where the train will take you?"
Reimu's eyes lit up in understanding. "Because you'll be together."
Omake 2: The Greatest Thief in Gensokyo
The door slid open and a person stepped inside. The room was decorated sparsely, with only a simple wooden drawer and a small bed in the corner. On top of the drawer was a picture of two girls: an older, blonde woman wearing a purple and white dress, and the other a younger girl with short brown hair tied back in a red bow, matching her red and white shrine costume.
Next to the picture was a white mob cap. It was tattered, and had a red ribbon tied on the front, its edges fraying slightly.
Walking to the drawer, the person reached out a hand and reached for the hat. The minute the hand touched the cloth, a giant yell came from the doorway.
"Begone, vile intruder!"
A gohei was flung with terrifying speed, power, and accuracy! It hit the perpetrator smack in the forehead.
"OW, DA ZE!"
The person clutched her forehead in pain. Reimu stared. "… Marisa? What are you doing with Yukari's hat?"
Marisa looked up. "Why, I'm here to steal your precious thing!"
Omake 3: The Greatest Thief in Gensokyo
Reimu awoke to a strange sensation around her hands. She started, and realized that her wrists were bound together behind her back.
"Hey, Reimu! Hold still, da ze."
Reimu twitched. "And just what are you trying to do, Marisa?"
Marisa answered with a devilish, leering grin. "Why, I'm gonna steal your 'precious thing'! Fufufufu!"
Reimu started to laugh. Marisa stared at the shrine maiden. "What's so funny, da ze?"
The shrine maiden answered with a devilish grin. "I think Yukari stole your title of 'Master Thief', Marisa!"