Summary: And at last we have the final final chapter of The Doctor and The Detective. I know you've waited long and hard for this and now your wait is over. Much thanks goes out to you readers because you guys give me the motivation I need to write. I couldn't do it without you guys. Also want to say thanks for sticking by me and reviewing, that rocked hard too. Now enough about me you go on and read. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Didn't have a part in creating neither one of these shows but if the creators want to give me credit for them I will gladly take them. Mama didn't raise no fool, she did however raise a slasher.

Warning: May seem a bit OCC but I tried my best to keep the characters in line but sometimes it just slips out. Also unbeta'd so all mistakes found are no one's fault but mine. And please don't be one of those people who point out the mistakes because I'm not changing anything. I'm to lazy to do that.

Interlude Two-Coxian

He sighed softly and whispered a 'no thank you' to the bartender when he came back to refill his drink. He paid for his drinks, put on his coat, and left the bar; he had a lot of thinking to do.

He was close to his car when he noticed a tall lean body leaning against it. Edging a little closer he noticed the body belonged to the one and only J.D. Shoving his hand into his pockets, he cursed silently as he made his way to the car. Even in the dim light he could see J.D's curious face staring at him. "What are you doing here Petunia?" he asked when he finally made it to the car.

J.D smiled at the name and knew exactly where it came from. "Have you been reading Harry Potter to Jack again?"

Perry growled as he took one hand out of his pocket and ran his fingers through his thick curls. "What do you want J.D?"

"I don't know you tell me."

"Excuse me-"

"Look," J.D sighed, pushing himself off the car. "All I know is that I got a call from a Detective Lassiter telling me to meet you here thirty minutes ago. He said something about you needing to tell me something. I thought you might be in trouble so I came."

"That son of bitch," Perry hissed earning an even more confused look from J.D. "Look Newbie there's been a mistake, I don't need to tell you anything."

"Oh," J.D whispered as his smile fell. He eyes tilted to the ground as he shoved his own hands into his pocket. "I guess I can go now," he mumbled softly, making his way towards his car.

Seeing the disappointment on J.D's face caused Perry's own heart to break. He wanted to reach out and tell J.D the truth, why he was called, but he was too afraid to do anything. A part of him wanted to ignore J.D, let him walk away, and never think about him again but he couldn't do it. The farther J.D got the more Perry's heart broke. Not being able to take it anymore he ran behind J.D and grabbed his arm. "J.D wait."

J.D turned around confused as Perry's grip on his arm became tighter. "Yeah."

"I just want to say…I need to say-"

"I know you've had a rough year, with Jordan leaving and all, and I just want to let you know that if you need to talk to me about anything I'm here."

"Really, you mean that."

"Of course I do," J.D smiled, turning around to face Perry. "You're my friend and I care about you even if you don't feel the same way."

"I…I care about you too J.D." And that was all Perry needed to say as he pulled J.D forward and kissed him soundly on the lips. It didn't take long for J.D to melt into the kiss, pulling his arm out of Perry's hand to wrap the hand around his neck. Biting the younger man's bottom lip caused J.D to moan and allowed Perry to plunge his tongue deeper into J.D's mouth.

J.D pulled Perry as close as he possible could causing the two of them to fall against a car. The impact with the car caused J.D to gasp and Perry to shove his tongue further down J.D throat. The contact was something he always wanted and couldn't help but want more as he soon found his hands underneath Perry's shirt. It didn't last long as the sound of a phone ringing forced the two to separate.

Perry realized it was his cell phone going off and flipped open the phone without even looking at the caller I.D. "What!" he yelled into the phone after he answered and was met with laughter.

"Just wanted to wish you an early Merry Christmas and a very happy New Year," the voice laughed soundly before hanging up the phone.

Perry immediately knew who the voice belonged to and grumbled a few words under his breath as he closed the phone. "It's official, he's a bastard."

J.D finally regained his composer and gave Perry a curious stare. "Who was it."

"Nobody important, just a friend," Perry replied, putting the phone back in his pocket. "Hey Newbie, what do you say we ditch this parking lot and go somewhere else, just the two of us."

"I'd like that," J.D smiled as he bashfully reached out and grabbed Perry's hand. His heart leaped out of his chest when Perry took his hand into his and lead them away to his car. "What about my car?"

"You can get in the morning."


The two men got into the car and drove out of the parking lot unaware of the detective standing in the shadows watching them.

Carlton smiled, happy that his plan worked, and cranked up his car. At the very moment he did that his cell phone went off again. He thought it was Perry calling him but was surprised to find out it was Shawn. "Shawn I'm on my way, I just had to help out a friend…No Shawn, I am not stopping to get you a pineapple…Fine Shawn, I will get you the pineapple and then I will be there as soon as I can…I promise…Okay, see you soon." Carlton smiled once more as he flipped the phone shut and drove off into the night.

And we're done. Hope you liked J.D and Perry's interaction. I tried to make it as natural as possible. I know you're sad to see it go but don't worry a sequel is coming. When, not sure but believe me it's coming. Shouts out to everyone who read and reviewed. You guys rock hard and steady. Until next post,

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