Do you have too many distractions in your life that keep you from updating? Do you feel guilty for not updating, but continue to not update because you want to watch Glee? Do people want you to finish, but you don't because you need to watch the new Johnny Depp movie? Is playing Pokemon keeping you from updating?
If you answered yes to five out the four questions, then THE NO MORE DISTRACTIONS GHOST BUDDY is for you. THE NO MORE DISTRACTIONS GHOST BUDDY, also called TNMDGB is a cute little ghost that follows you around destroying any distraction that keeps you from writing.
School keeping you from writing? No problem, TNMDGB will blow it up.
A book keeping you from writing? TNMDGB will spoil the ending, now Of Mice and Men won't keep you from finishing that Twilight story of yours.
A video game keeping you from writing? TNMDGB will stand over your shoulder, making your game play creepy and not fun.
Is Anime more important than writing? Don't worry, the TNMDGB will edit your anime DVDs and manga books by changing all the words to quotes from the book Fun with Dick and Jane, thus making them completely uninteresting.
With no more distractions, you can update every day, every hour, every minute, and every second, of every week. Think about all the fans you will get with all those updates.
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"THAT STUPID GHOST GOT ME ARRESTED FOR A TERRORIST ATTACK!"
"The No More Distractions Ghost Buddy won't let me go to sleep. It keeps making me add more chapters to my Harry Potter story."
"I MISS WATCHING THE OFFICE!"
"Hetalia isn't fun anymore."
"IT BLEW UP DISNEY WORLD!"
"I locked myself in my closet. That ghost is going to kill me!"
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So, I decided to write a story naming some of the things that keep me from writing. I hope this never gets invented. Hope you liked it and please hit that button at the bottom of the screen that says review.